What Made You Laugh Today ?

[judithlynn]

One of the funniest men  was Tommy Cooper:

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[Felix]

The other day my cat was burrowing into my armpit, and I thought he was just being overly snuggly like he does sometimes, but he eventually wriggled into my hoodie and wedged himself into the space between my shirt and the jacket. He's done it quite a few times since, and he doesn't seem to care whether I lean forward in my chair to let him breathe or not. Cats are bizarre creatures.

Other posts on this thread made me laugh too. Definitely one of my favorites.

[immortal gypsy]

A sign I saw on the way to work this morning.

"Marriage is like a game of cards. First you start of with two hearts and a diamond. Then you wish you had a club and a spade"

[dalebert]

NSFW WARNING: Link has adult language 🔗 [Link: imgur.com/gallery/32NriDQ/]

[dalebert]

Can relate! Thankfully, I've been in remission for some time now.

[Adam (birkin)]

My coworker...someone was trying to give her crap so she goes "I'm busy."  He goes "you're not busy, you are just sitting there on your ass!" Her response: "yes. I am busy sitting on my ass." I lost it right there and then hahaha.

[Miss_Bungle1991]

My mother's overreaction to my going out of state with some friends this weekend. I never go anywhere. If I do, it's just to see family members that live here in town and even though I do love them. It can get awfully boring after a while. She's convinced that something bad is going to happen to me because she worries about everything when it comes to me. I just laughed it off and told her that she worries way too much and we are going to be fine.

The way I see it, even if something bad happened to me. (Worst case scenario: I die in one way or another in some freak accident). If it does occur, then so what? They better bury me with my Portia doll once my body is shipped back, that's all I'm saying.

I seriously doubt that anything is going to happen. I've never done anything in my life other than a six week trip to Ohio to go to a crappy trade school and that entire experience sucked. I want more out of my life than to look back on it when I am on my death bed and have nothing to show for it other than decades of wasted chances and inactivity.

She wants to "talk about it" tomorrow when we go to the grocery store. I think she's got it in her head that she can talk me out of doing this.  😀 😀 No chance of that. The only way I am not doing this is if my friend's car breaks down before the trip.

But it's funny to think about this and how silly her reaction is. I'm almost 40 for frigs sake. Well....chronologically speaking. Psychologically it's much younger than that some days.  😀 😀 She just worries too much and really needs to relax.

[Shantel]

She wants to "talk about it" tomorrow when we go to the grocery store. I think she's got it in her head that she can talk me out of doing this.  😀 😀 No chance of that. The only way I am not doing this is if my friend's car breaks down before the trip.

But it's funny to think about this and how silly her reaction is. I'm almost 40 for frigs sake. Well....chronologically speaking. Psychologically it's much younger than that some days.  😀 😀 She just worries too much and really needs to relax.

I dunno Laura, that porcupine thing makes me wonder too!  😀    Ok just kidding you hon, time to get your own life and have some experiences.

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I dunno Laura, that porcupine thing makes me wonder too!  😀    Ok just kidding you hon, time to get your own life and have some experiences.

😀 😀 Believe me, you aren't the only person that has scratched their head over my Portia fixation. You're right, I DO need to get out and do something. So far, the tiny handful of things that I've done have sucked. This may end up being one of them. But I won't know until I try, right? Hell, my brother runs all over the country with four kids all under the age of six and she has no worries about THAT. I don't know about her, sometimes.

[King Malachite]

I was on Facebook and saw a picture of Noah in the Ark while people were drowning and trying to climb in the boat and while they are doing that, Noah yells out "GOD LOVES YOU ..and has a wonderful plan for your life!"

Hahahaha!

[V M]

My next door neighbor who often yells strange things that I usually don't understand when I walk down the hallway blurted out "I know you're a girl!!!" then went on with his odd mutterings while stomping and clanging things about

Not actually sure if that's funny or not     

[Evienne]

For me it was thinking during work. I was getting memories of in high school, and I was in a little comedy group with 3 others, and we made sketches and shorts and stuff, but never actually got really...well posting stuff online. But usually when eating at lunch together we would just come up with silly things, and the last one I can remember one of my friends coming up with (wish I could do it live so it's better than just text) but it was having a nice midage British accent(which we are all experts at the british accent) and it would show this guy who would say "You know, after 20 years of livin' I've learned it's not about how much money ya got. It's not the car you drive...It's what ya got in your pants." then it would show a little wimpy kid, and he looks down to his...pants, and in a high British wimpy accent "I hope not."
It's probably not funny at all just reading this, but it was cracking me up so much, cuz the way we would say it was just so good. I hope some time in the future the 4 of us can get together and make some stuff and post them to YouTube. We had some really good ideas.

[Felix]

I'm tired, and I was reading through recent updates and somehow read "needles" as "noodles." Now I'm thinking about injecting with noodles, and where to buy the right noodles, and how to correctly dispose of noodles, and how to get over fear of noodles. I love it.

[dalebert]

I was on Facebook and saw a picture of Noah in the Ark while people were drowning and trying to climb in the boat and while they are doing that, Noah yells out "GOD LOVES YOU ..and has a wonderful plan for your life!"

Okay, everyone here needs to listen up. Go into your Addons for your browser and search for "imgur uploader". It's super convenient. 

[dalebert]

...and how to get over fear of noodles. I love it.

Beware the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Evienne]

Beware the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

What is the deal with that spaghetti monster? I haven't heard of it until just this month, and apparently its a popular meme.

[Jaime R D]

What is the deal with that spaghetti monster? I haven't heard of it until just this month, and apparently its a popular meme.

http://www.venganza.org/ 🔗 Its a safe site. 

[Evienne]

http://www.venganza.org/ 🔗 Its a safe site.

Interesting. Never would have guessed that.

[dalebert]

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[Jera]

google google google

They googled Colbert! I approve.