What Made You Laugh Today ?

[dalebert]

NSFW! Don't let the fact it's a cartoon fool you, or that it hasn't been banned from YouTube.

[Adam (birkin)]

Salesman was going over the features of my car and gets to one safety-type feature and goes "this is good because it won't hurt the ->-bleeped-<-." Lolol.

[LordKAT]

http://www.venganza.org/ Its a safe site.

My first reaction was.....what site is for safes?  A large storage area full of safes?, a safe motel?   err,  I guess you don't mean the kind you store valuables in.

[Shantel]

Salesman was going over the features of my car and gets to one safety-type feature and goes "this is good because it won't hurt the ->-bleeped-<-." Lolol.

Hahaha when I first heard someone talking about ->-bleeped-<-s, an automobile transmission was the first thought that came to mind. What a shock to find out it was meant otherwise. I went huh? Wtf is that? 

[dalebert]

[Adam (birkin)]

Realizing that if I'd have stayed female, I'd look exactly like Cathy Brennan when I'm older. I don't know why I think that's funny, I just kept looking at her and thinking "omg she looks familiar, why" then later I saw an old picture of myself and was like "o.O Brennan!"

[Felix]

In line at the post office today, with lots of people around, my daughter loudly asks me how big my breasts got and how big I think hers will be. I didn't have time to consider my options, so I answer "Well, my mom's were pretty big," and she responds by asking me what size exactly. I said it was time to change the subject, but the thought of asking my mom about her bra size made me laugh.

I'll try to remember to talk to her about my own breasts sometime soon, without such a large audience.

[Miss_Bungle1991]

In line at the post office today, with lots of people around, my daughter loudly asks me how big my breasts got and how big I think hers will be. I didn't have time to consider my options, so I answer "Well, my mom's were pretty big," and she responds by asking me what size exactly. I said it was time to change the subject, but the thought of asking my mom about her bra size made me laugh.

I'll try to remember to talk to her about my own breasts sometime soon, without such a large audience.

That reminded me of this bit from Seinfeld.

[dalebert]

Now just imagine the Friends theme song playing along.

[Adam (birkin)]

The people who, when the topic of transgender comes up, tell me they can "always tell." Clearly not, guuurl.

[Felix]

I forgot I had put this as my desktop, and it startled me when I turned my computer on.

[dalebert]

[Eris]

Zero Punctuation 

[Felix]

This happened the other day, but it just came in the mail and reminded me. I wanted to buy an album from a Belgian artist called Stromae. I couldn't load his site to buy directly from him, so I went to ebay. His music is kinda cheesy clubby electronic beats with rap-style vocals, but each and every seller had him categorized as "soul/r&b," which in hindsight I can only assume is what happens when people where I live see a black guy wearing a sweater vest.

[Eris]

Imagining Sandra Dickinson's wife throwing a bigoted Italian into a Venetian canal 

[dalebert]

...which in hindsight I can only assume is what happens when people where I live see a black guy wearing a sweater vest.

Strange. Makes me think of Bill Cosby.

[Adam (birkin)]

So the girl I was convinced was a mega lesbian goes "yeah me and my boyfriend went out last night." I played it cool but then she goes "you know you remind me of this gay guy I know...maybe I should hook you up...oh sorry I don't actually know if you are gay, I just assumed. You act very feminine." Then I laughed and said no, I am straight but I thought you were a lesbian because you are very tomboyish."

Just goes to show you. Then a bisexual girl piped up and said "I knew you were both straight, but this show how badly straight people's gaydars suck."

[Felix]

Strange. Makes me think of Bill Cosby.

Actually, yeah. I guess I should be surprised it wasn't all listed as humor/spoken word.

So the girl I was convinced was a mega lesbian goes "yeah me and my boyfriend went out last night." I played it cool but then she goes "you know you remind me of this gay guy I know...maybe I should hook you up...oh sorry I don't actually know if you are gay, I just assumed. You act very feminine." Then I laughed and said no, I am straight but I thought you were a lesbian because you are very tomboyish."

Just goes to show you. Then a bisexual girl piped up and said "I knew you were both straight, but this show how badly straight people's gaydars suck."

This entire exchange is hilarious. xD

What made me laugh earlier was my cat pursuing his war against the orange neighbor cat. Not the brightest of felines, my cat fearlessly launches himself at the screen door every time the orange cat walks by. Then he disentangles his claws and runs full speed up the stairs and gets confused on the landing because nothing up there leads to the orange cat at all.

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[Shantel]

This comes from our friend Tony in Denmark. Thought it was wonderful how these disabled fellows have turned the bitter lemons that life has served them into lemonade as they present this comedic self-depricating song, they come from Sweden.