What Made You Laugh Today ?

[dalebert]

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.

[FTMDiaries]

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.

I think I need to swap my car for an American! Perhaps I can hire one to carry me around. 

[dalebert]

I think I need to swap my car for an American! Perhaps I can hire one to carry me around. 

You might want to rethink your math. Compare the cost of a gallon of gas to a gallon of beer!

[Shantel]

[FTMDiaries]

You might want to rethink your math. Compare the cost of a gallon of gas to a gallon of beer!

Awww, but Dale... it'd be fun to have a cute American carry me around everywhere!

Anyway, let's look at my maths: having looked up what a gallon is (bear in mind I'm in the UK where we use the metric system) I see that there are 3.79 litres per gallon. Well, the petrol I use in my car is currently about £1.28 per litre, or £4.85 per gallon... which is $8.13 per gallon. I can get beer for half that price.

[dalebert]

[Adam (birkin)]

True that tho.

[Shantel]

I hate expose's about myself!

[King Malachite]

My dad telling my mom to shut up.

[Felix]

This has been floating around for awhile but I ran into it again recently and the ice cream comment reminded me of it. I first saw it labeled merely "adulthood."


Also I just went to put the cat litter in the dumpster and a neighbor told me he would give me a kmart bike tomorrow if I get him two forties.

[dalebert]

Velisperaptor

[Felix]

Shantel's comment about her wife having so many shoes you'd think she was a centipede.

[Shantel]

Shantel's comment about her wife having so many shoes you'd think she was a centipede.

[Felix]

This is old but it makes me lol every time I see it -

[Adam (birkin)]

This is old but it makes me lol every time I see it -

LOL! Wow.

[jamboe89]

Watching these scenes from The Mask, 1994 with Jim Carrey - the first time I've watched any of it in ages...I completely forgot about it...I am definitely going to try and watch the whole thing again soon, it's pretty funny.

[Shantel]

I was at the Apple store today the young GLB type lady manager's eyes kept darting to my chest as we talked (now I know what women go through when people talk to their boobs) Since I dress andro I asked her if maybe her trans-dar had gone off. She was
"I uh-but,but-um-yeah kinda I think!" I told her, "No problem hon I was just curious!", we both laughed!

[Sephirah]

I saw a slogan on the side of a Ginsters van which said:

"More satisfying than opening a jar that another man failed to open."

That made me smile.

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I'm such a dork.

I was lucky enough to find an SKB rack case at a local music shop for $50. It was obviously used. But that's fine. It's in good shape. But me being the mechanically incompetent moron that I am, it took forever for me to figure out how to open it. I kept staring it like a dork and finally gave up.  I looked up a video on Youtube about this case and I REALLY felt stupid after that. All you do is basically unlock it and flip the locks up. BOOM! It's open. 

What a dork.

[Kimberley Beauregard]

Oh look, I got a new Snapchat. It's-- not from one of my friends. And it's live coverage of an electronic music festival I've never heard of. And there's no way to get rid of it.
That's uh, that's great Snapchat.