What Made You Laugh Today ?

[Shantel]

Long time Frenchie,Boston and Pug fan here.

Me too! I have been told that some Boston Bull Terriers have to be delivered cesarean because of their cute big heads, I dunno how true that is?

[EvanAidan]

My dog who is a small pitbull puppy had been in her cage since about 1, it is now 330. When I let her outside a man was walking down the sidewalk, and my dog went running out the door. (Keep in mind she stands about ankle high right now, but she is a pit) this guy sees my dog come out the door, and screams in this really high pitch voice, and runs away from her, like she was going to attack him.


She just really had to pee

[Kimberley Beauregard]

Just read this on the Cracked.com forums:

"The GF dragged me to church yesterday, and as I was scanning the song sheet, I misread "WALKING with Jesus" as "WANKING with Jesus" and I spent the whole song shaking with barely contained laughter."

I think I woke the neighbours up with my laughter.

[dalebert]

"WANKING with Jesus"

You may have figured out a way to get even me to go to church!

[Shantel]

That is a riot! 

[V M]

Just read this on the Cracked.com forums:

I misread "WALKING with Jesus" as "WANKING with Jesus"

LOL... I needed a good laugh     

[Kimberley Beauregard]

I'm glad this entertained you all, that brought a smile to my face.

[ElDudette]

Just read this on the Cracked.com forums:

"The GF dragged me to church yesterday, and as I was scanning the song sheet, I misread "WALKING with Jesus" as "WANKING with Jesus" and I spent the whole song shaking with barely contained laughter."

I think I woke the neighbours up with my laughter.

Reminds me of all the snickering over the "Jesus is coming!" bumper stickers that were popular for a hot minute

[Miss_Bungle1991]

[dalebert]

How to Cook a F***ing Steak (NSFW--language, Maybe trigger warning?)

[Jaime R D]

A niece's rather excited selfie with Hillary Clinton in the background.   


of course it was labeled #hillaryclintonselfie2014

[King Malachite]

I was searching for my insurance card for 10 minutes and then I stopped to pray to God that I will find it and within a minute later, my mom called, giving me some idea of where it might be, and that made me remember where it was.  She was outside waiting for me and I told her I had lost the card.

I laughed and thanked God and said something along the lines of, well if You can answer that prayer, then perhaps you will answer the one about me finding a wife.   

[dalebert]

I had affirmation of my identified gender last night. Smacked a skeeter (mosquito). Flicked it off my finger. A lady friend starts to offer me a paper towel but I am already wiping it on my shirt-tail.

"Oh, you got it. Gay, but still a dude."

[Shantel]

I had my gender validated last night. Smacked a skeeter (mosquito). Flicked it off my finger. A lady friend starts to offer me a paper towel but I am already wiping it on my shirt-tail.

"Oh, you got it. Gay, but still a dude."

[big kim]

A pug who wriggled out of his lead and had his owner chasing after him

[immortal gypsy]

One of my sisters calling me to complain that she gave herself a fat lip picking up her bag as she was leaving for work. A qualified chef with 7 years experience running a kitchen. This girl has to be one of the clumsy people I know, the fact she has only had one bad kitchen injury is amazement to the both of us.

[Miss_Bungle1991]

[Allyda]

Wow^^___^^, Do it yourself pooh. What will they think of next?, lol!

Ally

[Mariah]

I don't know, but I shudder the thought of what would top that concept. I wouldn't even want to hazard a guess. It reminds me of what my dog leaves in the backyard.

Wow^^___^^, Do it yourself pooh. What will they think of next?, lol!

Ally

[V M]

Some of my neighbors had gathered and were complaining that they only received $xxxxx for their disabilities, when I pointed out that they all received $300 - $600 more than I do plus other benifits they all shut up and went home