What Made You Laugh Today ?

[V M]

Yes, Stinky the Iguana is the Empress of the Universe and I am her care taker 

[Jera]

[King Malachite]

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

Making fun of furries, are we? Pot, meet kettle. This guy is CONSTANTLY putting on animal costumes for his bits! I think he's secretly a furry himself. 

[Catherine Sarah]

.......... and I still am laughing.

Took my brother and Sister-In-Law to breakfast at a local restaurant this morning, when it came time to pay the bill, the waitress asked me if it was pay back time to Mum and Dad.

I'm the same age as my SIL, and my brother is 3 years older than me. And I'm their  .......... daughter?? WOW!!!
HT rocks.

Still laughing
Catherine

[dalebert]

[V M]

LOL... Good one 

[Miss_Bungle1991]

That's great.

I remember when I was in my teens, my uncle had a bird (it wasn't a parrot, though). When my cousin and I would play Slayer and Sepultura on the stereo, it would bounce up and down in his cage. (He would have one claw on that swing sort of thing that was in the cage and the other claw balanced on a part of his cage). It would also attempt to "headbang". It was hilariously awesome.

[King Malachite]

So at church I was with my "cousin" and her two young kids and the little boy grabbed the hand of his baby sister, helpd her on a steep step and lead her to steps of the church door.  My cousin said that it looked like they were getting married and suddenly the brother let go of her sister's hand and ran away from her.  I told my cousin "and that is what usually happens...."  She laughed and said yup.  -sigh- 

Hopefully the little girl will find someone who will never let go of her hand and leave her all of a sudden.   

Thinking about this from a while ago, lol. 

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I saw this heading in my Spam folder: "Blow her away with your huge weapon!"  Ummmm.....no.

[V M]

I saw this heading in my Spam folder: "Blow her away with your huge weapon!"  Ummmm.....no.

LOL... I got that one also, nearly laughed myself silly 

[Adam (birkin)]

So true, lol!

[Marcellow]

I bought some food from Chipotle and I was getting ready to pay for my chicken bowl.
The dude who was packing up my food (it was to go) was like "Anything else, ma'am?"
I replied "No, that's all."

And I figured he realized his mistake with calling me ma'am because his face was priceless. I was so close to laughing. XD
He blinked a few times, mouth formed an O shape and he didn't say anything after that. (which is strange cause he talked alot with the customers before me)

I guess I have to speak in order to get gendered correctly. Curse this youthful face!

[Daft]

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I discovered this demonic monstrosity when I saw how dusty the bottom of my computer chair was:



It's a massive hairball that had accumulated for a really long time.  I had no idea it was there, until I flipped the chair over to dust underneath the seat. I was very surprised by what I saw. 

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I put on GTA: Liberty City Stories for the first time in a LONG time. Then I clicked on the "Load Game" function just to see how long it's been. I haven't played this game since 4/18/12.   Wow That IS a long time.

[immortal gypsy]

A punter came in to collect on a bet he placed yesterday. He told me he saw the name and placed the bet because of me. The name of the horse

"Sheza Gypsy"