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Started by V M, January 21, 2012, 10:49:07 PM

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MadisonMN

I had a very strange dream, where myself and several friends were buying plane tickets to go to some party. One friend, B., decided that he would instead smuggle himself in an industrial size can of pudding because he didn't want to pay for the ticket. He assured me I would just have to find and open the can when we landed. Long story short, the pudding was sent to a prison kitchen and it took me three days to find him. B. died a pudding-filled death.
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Devlyn

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dalebert


immortal gypsy

Quote from: dalebert on January 24, 2015, 12:26:00 PM
The kicker on a football team?
Punter = a person who gambles on sports or racing events
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem
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Devlyn

Quote from: dalebert on January 24, 2015, 12:26:00 PM
The kicker on a football team?
Quote from: immortal gypsy on January 24, 2015, 03:59:19 PM
Punter = a person who gambles on sports or racing events

I don't gamble, when they shoot craps, do they use a punt gun?
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DragonBeer

Friend said that my face is all fuzzy and that I'll look like a lumberjack soon XD
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Jenny07

Better be careful if you want to be a lumberjack... :D



So long and thanks for all the fish
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dalebert


dalebert

I'm pretty sure I have the runny earwax thing too.


dalebert


CalmRage

a late-period entry of a film series i like.

damn, i know the color ones were weird, but what does a laser cannon have to do with a normal whodunit? And why does the villain in a 60's movie out of the blue reveal she deeply wants to be a man and that that's why she goes around murdering men in something that looks a bit like a more realistic Guy Fawkes mask? I nearly did a spittake during that scene, turned over to my mother and said: "did she just?". And why are convicted female criminals masquerading as a nun's order working on a heist? And why does the head nun have a husband? And why is the Countesses son mentally handicapped in such an offensive manner? And why does a minor character out of the blue crossdress?
Ah, 60's B-Movie cinema, how great you are. But as an entry of that series, weak.
But it is quite an offensive movie. It seems to be a slap in the face to transmen and feminists at the same time with the killer's condition. You have to see it to understand why i say that.
I did genuinely enjoy the scenes with the fake nuns dressing and all scenes with Sophie Hardy in them though. Hmmmm, nice.
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V M

I get 'Daily Recipe' emails and today's email is labeled 'chocolate treats extraordinaire', glancing at the first entry I thought it read 'Bipolar Brownies' but it turns out it actually reads 'Popular Brownies'   :D
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

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Felix

All the wrong things. The fat cop in my living room and his walleyed face and his total disregard for my daughter's noise and violence and racism. I can't wait for her to not need me. I will go sleep under a bridge and freeze to death and it will be the best my life has ever been.
everybody's house is haunted
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