What Made You Laugh Today ?

[King Malachite]

I was feeling lonely this morning and wanted some "company" so I played Grand Theft Auto and went to their in version strip club to get a few lap dances. They were playing the best song in there "Shes got the Look" (I love getting video game lap dances with that song.) So things were going well and I was getting excited as if it were the real thing when all of a sudden my mom comes in to get some pills because she had a headache.  She saw the stripper dancing, dropped the pills and looked at me and I laughed and told her it's for a mission and she slowly walked out and closed the door.  My experience was ruined so I just burned the stripper and shot up the place left the club.  It was still funny though.  This particular stripper was actually more covered than the ones I usually see.

[King Malachite]

lmao, that's a shame.

One time my dad walked in at the very moment I orgasmed. I managed to conceal it, but...ugh.

Omg how horrible.  Did he say anything?

[Felix]

I was feeling lonely this morning and wanted some "company" so I played Grand Theft Auto and went to their in version strip club to get a few lap dances. They were playing the best song in there "Shes got the Look" (I love getting video game lap dances with that song.) So things were going well and I was getting excited as if it were the real thing when all of a sudden my mom comes in to get some pills because she had a headache.  She saw the stripper dancing, dropped the pills and looked at me and I laughed and told her it's for a mission and she slowly walked out and closed the door.  My experience was ruined so I just burned the stripper and shot up the place left the club.  It was still funny though.  This particular stripper was actually more covered than the ones I usually see.

This is great.

[King Malachite]

This is great.

Story of my life lol. 

[Pica Pica]

My mum gave me some home videos of me from the ages of 5-14 or so. I am 6ish at the moment and coming across as a little bit awkward and strange...and I know many awkward and strange kids. But I can read well.

[Felix]

What made me laugh today was just now trying to explain what made me unhappy today. It involved wanting to fistfight a 15 year old special ed kid and being assaulted by a stuffed animal. It's really hard to see what an idiot I am when I'm actively being an idiot.

[schism]

my cat farted.  i laughed.

[Val]

These images.




Batman humor.

[justmeinoz]

Watching the looks of incomprehension and then dawning awareness and confusion,  on the faces of my fellow students in Gender Studies when I finally outed myself this afternoon.  If they can't handle it they definitely need that class.
It was going to happen eventually, so I wanted to control the timing. And I really like messing with people's heads.

Karen.

[caseyyy]

Watching the looks of incomprehension and then dawning awareness and confusion,  on the faces of my fellow students in Gender Studies when I finally outed myself this afternoon.  If they can't handle it they definitely need that class.
It was going to happen eventually, so I wanted to control the timing. And I really like messing with people's heads.

Karen.

Haha! Yes, I think gender studies could really help this person.

[Felix]

Racism. My daughter was talking about a kid at school, and I didn't recognize the name so she said "oh he's the one with frizzy hair and tan skin." I laughed and said "you mean he's black?" She said something about how he didn't look like other black people, and I said he's probably mixed. She misheard me, and answered "He's not mexican, he doesn't even have a mustache."

Now I'm picturing the guy in a cartoon mariachi band. Thing is, she went to a school for awhile that was over 30% hispanic ESL students. Kids are weird.

[King Malachite]

This prick on Craigslist is so stupid.  He made an ad targeting me from my email and say in caps that my name is Maxwell.  I don't put my real name on emails so I set up a fake one for this purpose but the odd thing is my fake name is Maxfield so I'm wondering where in the world he got Maxwell from.   It made me laugh like wtf. He is also targeting another guy and has posted his phone number and name in his own ad slandering him (that didn't make me laugh).  This is why I don't put my number in ads. Idiot.

[supremecatoverlord]

That image and a few of the comments that follow because of it...especially the "so does mine!" picture.

[Shang]

My friend's baby going crazy when his sister made goofy faces and stomped around.  It was so funny to see him laugh and giggle over something so silly.

[Ayden]

I went to meet with my professor today for our once a week thesis paper discussion. He took one look at me and said "I don't want to see you. I can't criticize anything you're doing. If I can't destroy your drafts it takes the joy out of my life. Go do something irresponsible like a normal 24 year old." 

[King Malachite]

I had a convo with my cousin that lead me to me telling her that I was going to purchase a Mr. Limpy and we both laughed about it because she thinks I'm joking.....

[Felix]

My friend's baby going crazy when his sister made goofy faces and stomped around.  It was so funny to see him laugh and giggle over something so silly.

[supremecatoverlord]

The house kitties are engaged in fearsome combat.

My cats do this nearly everyday. If you were at my house, you'd be laughing a lot.

[Felix]

What made me laugh today shouldn't be funny, but it was so unexpected I had a hard time being serious about it. My daughter got suspended from school, and she goes to a school for kids with issues so getting suspended is pretty hard to do. I asked what she did, and they said she kept licking the teacher. Then her story was that she was really just trying to bite his face. Well then.

Our problems are so weird.

[King Malachite]

This guy on craigslist keeps harrassing and flagging this other guy about his ads so that other guy made 8 duplicate ads and in them he said, "Hey (censored) have fun flagging all these."