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Started by V M, January 21, 2012, 10:49:07 PM

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Felix

#120
April 28, 2012, 05:30:52 PM
The absurdity of piles of paper ducks.
everybody's house is haunted
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JayKyle

#121
April 28, 2012, 05:40:13 PM
Decepticons
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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Renee D

#122
April 28, 2012, 11:14:43 PM
A customer tried to tell me there was a bald headed rat in the bathroom today at work.  I told him not to worry, it was probably just the mirror he saw. 

That'll teach him to mess with me, I hope, lol.
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V M

#123
April 28, 2012, 11:23:23 PM
Quote from: Jaime on April 28, 2012, 11:14:43 PM
A customer tried to tell me there was a bald headed rat in the bathroom today at work.  I told him not to worry, it was probably just the mirror he saw. 

That'll teach him to mess with me, I hope, lol.

LOL... That is sooooo terrible!!!  >:-)   But it made me laugh too
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

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- V M
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Renee D

#124
April 28, 2012, 11:27:50 PM
Quote from: V M on April 28, 2012, 11:23:23 PM
LOL... That is sooooo terrible!!!  >:-)   But it made me laugh too
Oh, I often have fun with some customers at work. Tonight I was telling some of them we were out of something, usually the kind of cigarettes they smoke and the look of despair on their face would tickle me, then I'd tell them I was just kidding or they would see what they wanted in the background and then the flash of relief on their face, lol.  I'm careful not to do stuff like that to the aholes that come in there though.  I can also be quite a smarta** too, but I'm pretty sure that's genetic.
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King Malachite

#125
April 29, 2012, 04:35:17 PM
Sailor Moon Abridged series.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#126
April 29, 2012, 04:38:08 PM
Knock Out...and praise Primus he's back! I almost thought Hasbro forgot about him
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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V M

#127
April 30, 2012, 09:41:59 PM
A little girl at the store pointing at me and blurting rather loudly... "Look mommy!!! That big lady over there is sick!!!"
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Felix

#128
April 30, 2012, 10:26:40 PM
Quote from: V M on April 30, 2012, 09:41:59 PM
A little girl at the store pointing at me and blurting rather loudly... "Look mommy!!! That big lady over there is sick!!!"
Omg I shouldn't find it funny too but I lol'd. :laugh: My daughter pointed at a guy yesterday and said too loudly "Look daddy that guy is short just like you!" Not near as funny but the same childlike guilelessness. XD
everybody's house is haunted
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V M

#129
April 30, 2012, 10:46:43 PM
LOL... The little angels can sure be a kick in the pants sometimes  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Shang

#130
May 01, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
My dog had to take her snack outside with her.  I gave her the snack before leaving for school and she hadn't touched it for a good 5 hours -- she had to wait for me.  Then she took it outside, set it on the ground, used the restroom, picked the snack back up and ate it when she was back in the apartment.  It was silly.
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King Malachite

#131
May 02, 2012, 06:37:26 AM
Dark humor. I was speaking to a fellow comrade online and she asked me how much will all my surgeries cost and I gave her a ballpark estimate and she told me that I better start selling more on Craigslist.  She speaks the truth though.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Lee

#132
May 02, 2012, 02:04:05 PM
My dad was grumbling about how his brother likes to give him crap and jokingly tease him, and he said "It's such a guy thing to do, like punching each other, and it seems stupid."  What's funny about this is that he does it to me all the time.

Also, as he was walking out the door I tossed him the last cookie and said "It's dangerous to go alone.  Take this."  He didn't appreciate the humor, but hey I think I'm funny.
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V M

#133
May 03, 2012, 12:23:06 AM
(I feel a bit guilty for laughing about this)

One of my new neighbors got a new 'puppy' and wanted me to come see it  :)  Okay, but when we went to her place she couldn't find the dog

Finally she happily announces that the dog is in her room, but just as I go to look I notice that it is a small full grown older dog which proceeds over to puke in one of her shoes... Then I notice that the dog has also gone diarrhea near the closet

I go get some cleaning supplies from my place and clean up the shoe and carpet near the closet  :)  Okay, but then I mention that she may want to consider another pet

So then I get my ears blasted with a row of profanity and told to go to hell for even entertaining such an idea

I just smiled and wished her luck  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Joeyboo~ :3

#134
May 03, 2012, 06:39:41 AM


Sooooo gpoy.

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V M

#135
May 05, 2012, 12:08:39 AM
A pit bull dog riding a rocking horse on the Late Night with David Letterman Show
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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King Malachite

#136
May 05, 2012, 01:07:34 AM
Republican Space Rangers
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#137
May 05, 2012, 10:11:48 PM
@JoeyD hahahahaha that's great. I love American Dad ^o^
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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V M

#138
May 06, 2012, 12:53:10 AM
Watching the sprinklers run during a hail/rain storm  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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justmeinoz

#139
May 06, 2012, 03:58:24 AM
Kookaburras going off like demented hyenas at 7:30 this morning.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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