What Made You Laugh Today ?

[Cindy]

Buying a pair of large silver hooped ear rings and telling the guy in the shop that I would wear them away. I was dressed fully as me but not wearing a wig and just basic foundation so I got lots of looks. I'm really enjoying that. I really need that experience and dealing with it, and I am. Good fun.

Loved it
Cindy

[Dominatrix ♥]

A call from an old friend which has a problem with my ex boyfriend relating into her boyfriend getting into a physical fight with him
I mean I found it pretty funny because I haven't talk to her because we had some problems then she calls me when she needs help for her boyfriend not to get hurt , sorry dear not my problem ^^
revenge time

Nikki

[justmeinoz]

Just finished watching "Asterix and Obelix take on Caesar" in French.  Tres drole!

[JayKyle]

Pastor Kelly (and he looks just like my dad OoO)

[Felix]

I'm happy. That makes me laugh.

[King Malachite]

My dream about spoiling fun for others.

[JayKyle]

Gamer humor....

"We're geeky and we know it"

[dalebert]

I'm watching the cat move slowly along a shelf - he stares intently at each thing he comes across, sniffs it, pokes it, and deliberately pushes it off onto the floor.  Next thing, stare at it, sniff, poke, and push off.  He seems quite pleased with himself.

I had a cat who was the exact opposite. She would delicately walk around everything on table tops and such, leaving it completely undisturbed. I could practically stand a pen on end and she wouldn't knock it over. If she weren't so affectionate, she'd have made an excellent assassin.

[King Malachite]

People's write in votes- I'm voting for Sailor Moon when it comes down to the presidental election.  She and the Sailor Scouts are the only ones who can save us now.

[JayKyle]

My packer was labelled (on the package, for border crossing) as "rubber novelty item."

Hahahaha that is too great!

[AbraCadabra]

The thought how my gg gf would look fixing HER washing machine (topless!) like it came to pass for me today. Thankfully I got it fixed, but gosh these items ARE heavy!!! I got so sweaty and hot I just took my top off.
It went right back into the thing once it worked again. My gf is a 36D... it still makes me giggle to think "a picture for the Gods" crawling topless behind those appliances. Appliance-Mechanics are better served with A cups - methinks
So I guess she'd rather would have used the call out service... and just having to wait for Monday.
Sometimes it helps being able to help yourself (topless or not).

[Constance]

LOL, and today while in my room my mom tripped on my "rubber novelty item" (I was a tad careless and didn't expect her to come around), and she just looks at it and says "...good grief." :|

I hate when that happens!   

[Lee]

Me: "What am I looking for?"
My dad: "It's big, black, and looks like a dildo."
I found it soon after, and that was a pretty good description.

[JayKyle]

Haha! I wish someone in my family would say something like this to me. What was the item?

ROFL, same here, what is this mystical item you quested for?!

[Lee]

It's the thing in the ring on the front of this.  (A ring clamp for jewelry making)


Added bonus: It's made by GRS Tools.  On their front page was something else dildo-shaped, and it said "More power than any other GRS handpiece!"  My mind went in the gutter...

[King Malachite]

My cousin said that "recite" is a big word.

[kelly_aus]

A guy I recently slept with suddenly deciding and announcing to the world that he is gay.. He's about as gay as my left foot.. 

[AbraCadabra]

A guy I recently slept with suddenly deciding and announcing to the world that he is gay.. He's about as gay as my left foot.. 

One way for a straight male to get out of a realtionship unscathed.
I'm sure you have heard that, eh?
Next thing you see him with someone else and he be, ah BI...?
Life, um.

Axelle

[JayKyle]

My cat rediscovering the couch....and its been there for years...

[V M]

Guys trying to look down my top at the store