What Made You Laugh Today ?

[jasper3]

My sister sitting on top of me twisting my leg above my head and giving me a wedgie...
It hurt but I laughed 

[Constance]

The TV in the lunch room is playing the Euro Cup. Not only has the lunch room been more crowded than usual lately, the folks watching the match are really getting into it. It's not every day I hear cheering and screaming in the office.

[V M]

I decided to buy some Ricola cough drops because my prescription won't be ready 'till tomorrow

So when I check out the cashier asks me if I want a bag and I say no, I can just put that in my pack    Well the zipper on the pack gets stuck and I have to force it open... When it finally pops open a Kotex pad flips up in the air and the cashier catches it    She looked a bit surprised for a second and then smiled and handed it to me and said "That's okay hon, we all have day like that"

[Edge]

My son called me a tractor.

[crazy old bat]

My manager told me today that the other store clerk complained that I was lollygagging about rather than relieving her early since I always go in a little early and do a couple things on my own time so it makes my shift a little easier since its annoying to do some things while also dealing with customers. I got a good laugh about it. All she wanted was more time to sit on her ass, she's not going to leave any earlier if I do relieve her early.

[dalebert]

[King Malachite]

Chumlee on Pawn Stars

"No one said it had to be correct."

LOL!

[V M]

This commercial has been making me laugh for quite awhile 

[Keaira]

Her expressions were absolutely priceless, lol. She's not the easiest to gross out but there were a lot of "ewwwwws" and "nooooooooos."

Your face showed a lot of horror as you tried to identify food that had been in the fridge since 1812. That was funny!

[crazy old bat]

Watching how the doggy is reacting to one of my brothers staying over at my house.  There hasn't been any overnight visitors since over a year ago when I got him. He's fine with him until he goes upstairs and then he'll go into the spare room up there, check him out, run out, go back, growl, jump on the bed, sniff, sniff, jump off, run out, growl and repeat.

He's guarding the stairs right now while he's taking a shower, lol.

[King Malachite]

KrisRix from Sailor Moon Abridged

[Pica Pica]

[Lee]

My dad was sitting in a chair with a square of fabric over the top of it.  He then stood up and unknowingly walked around for a while with it stuck to him like a miniature cape.  I was laughing too hard to explain what was so funny.

[Felix]

I was talking to one of the admins for my program a few minutes ago, and a past classmate of mine who is apparently applying for the Master's program came in. She was very anti-transition, and openly disrespectful of my new name/pronouns...and says "Kate, my girl! I've missed you, what's up?"

The admin stands up, without a pause, and starts singing, to the tune of that "my Name is Kay" song:

You don't know what his name is! You don't know what his name is!
His name is CA-A-A-A-A-LEB
C-A-A-A-A-LEB
Did you just call him Kate when you know he is Caleb?
That's what's up, that's what's up, that's what's sss-sup.

She even did the little dance. And the look on the girl's face was PRICELESS.

This is superb.

[dalebert]

This Facebook status:

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

[GhostTown11]

This Facebook status:

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

I saw that on my feed too!

Is it a cosmic coincidence?

[dalebert]

Is it a cosmic coincidence?

Probably just a popular meme at the moment.

[King Malachite]

"You people"

[Edge]

My son came up to me with a box on his head.

[justmeinoz]

Watching a large Wattle Bird hang upside down on a branch feeding on nectar from the first Bottlebrush I have seen flower this year.