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What Made You Laugh Today ?

Started by V M, January 21, 2012, 10:49:07 PM

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kelly_aus

This happened yesterday, actually..

I was in a rush to get to work, having slept in, so I skipped shaving.. While in the ladies, another woman says to me, 'Don't worry about the facial hair, I get it too, my electrolysist is a wonder..' And no, she isn't trans - she is obviously pregnant..

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justmeinoz

"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Lee

I'm taking the PCAT in a week, so for the past month or so every time my dad sees me he shouts "Go study!"  I asked him what he's going to do after next week.  He said it will be "Go find a job!"  After I get a job it will be "Go apply to schools!"  After I get in it will be "Go study!"

I'm dooooomed!
Oh I'm a lucky man to count on both hands the ones I love

A blah blog
http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/board,365.0.html
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V M

My Iguana's reaction to watermelon bits  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Cindy

Quote from: kelly_aus on July 12, 2012, 05:50:48 AM
This happened yesterday, actually..

I was in a rush to get to work, having slept in, so I skipped shaving.. While in the ladies, another woman says to me, 'Don't worry about the facial hair, I get it too, my electrolysist is a wonder..' And no, she isn't trans - she is obviously pregnant..

I think that is a pass :laugh:
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JayKyle

Sugar+ADD+sister might be getting a job

Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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Felix

In a crosswalk with a middle-class, middle-aged couple walking a black labrador (rush hour, two bars caddy-corner to a grocery store) the dog decides to just lay down and make himself comfortable. The dog wasn't tired or ill or anything. All kindsa wrong and lol and win. ;D
everybody's house is haunted
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Edge

I found a crossover comic of Sailor Moon and Hellsing. I thought it was funny when Alucard turned out to be Tuxedo Mask. Then "Sailor Regenerator" showed up. So wrong, but so funny.
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Lee

I found out that when setting up my computer years ago my brother named it "FluffyBunnyComp."
Oh I'm a lucky man to count on both hands the ones I love

A blah blog
http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/board,365.0.html
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JayKyle

Driving down I-40, I passed a semi truck pulling a Prime Inc trailer that said "Prime job" on the back of it...my mind immeadiately put

Optimus Prime+BJ=Prime Job

roflmao XDD

I think I have established a perminant residence in the gutter
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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crazy old bat

Quote from: Lee on July 17, 2012, 02:29:49 PM
I found out that when setting up my computer years ago my brother named it "FluffyBunnyComp."
lol, fluffybunny has been the password to get into my home wireless for several years.
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Lee

Quote from: crazy old bat on July 17, 2012, 10:44:01 PM
lol, fluffybunny has been the password to get into my home wireless for several years.
Haha good choice.  Ours is "Crudmuffins".... Also set by my brother.
Oh I'm a lucky man to count on both hands the ones I love

A blah blog
http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/board,365.0.html
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JayKyle

how simple my mind can be sometimes...or is that just hysteria?
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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V M

#233
Indescribable blatant worldwide hypocrisy and...

The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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King Malachite

I was looking in a Sailor Moon forum that takes about the scout they hate the most and why and this comment always gets to me:

"I hate Sailor Saturn because she's stupid!"

No explanation at all.....just clear cut.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Edge

#235
Nnoitra in all his spoony glory.


Also...
Ulquiorra: Lose the caffeine, Grimmjow.

(When asked who hates Ichigo the most)
Ulquiorra: I'm just trying to get a pay check.

Aizen: Welcome to Taco Aizen. May I take your order? Would you like the espada nachos?
Ulquiorra: I'd like a Hueco Mundo enchilada please.
Grimmjow: Burrito? That is so pathetic. I want a taco!
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Keaira

Quote from: edderkopp on July 29, 2012, 04:41:17 AM
I told her she couldn't do it. She proved me wrong, I ate my words:


Yes I did! :P
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King Malachite

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http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,135882.0.html


"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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King Malachite

Quote from: edderkopp on July 30, 2012, 01:54:37 PM
You know you've got to link me, don't you? ;)

Indeed comrade indeed.  :)  I'll pm you the links of my personal favorites.   ;)

Sent even though I forgot some.  >.>
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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twistedpixie

Bill Cosby on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
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