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Aunty Cindy's Agony Column

Started by Cindy, April 11, 2012, 05:16:05 AM

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Dawn Heart

#300
September 29, 2012, 01:48:41 AM
Poker, poke her, I think I have a frush!

Oh, Aunty Cindy, it's been such a long time, and I miss the feeling of being in love!
There's more to me than what I thought
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Cindy

#301
September 29, 2012, 02:30:16 AM
Quote from: Dawn Heart on September 29, 2012, 01:48:41 AM
Poker, poke her, I think I have a frush!

Oh, Aunty Cindy, it's been such a long time, and I miss the feeling of being in love!

You may worship me from afar, have a grovel and you will feel much better.

Yours in romantic splendour

Aunty Cindy
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justmeinoz

#302
September 29, 2012, 05:03:22 AM
Dear Aunty Cindy.
My blonde neighbour keeps going to her letter box because her computer says she has mail.  Should I tell her she is an idiot or just smack her on the back of the head?  It driving us all crazy.

Frustrated of Hobart.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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suzifrommd

#303
September 29, 2012, 06:55:59 AM
Quote from: justmeinoz on September 29, 2012, 05:03:22 AM
My blonde neighbour keeps going to her letter box because her computer says she has mail.  Should I tell her she is an idiot or just smack her on the back of the head?

Nah. Just send her a nasty email.
Have you read my short story The Eve of Triumph?
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King Malachite

#304
February 17, 2013, 09:54:16 PM
Dear Miss Cindy,

Where has the Aussie Mafia been?
Feel the need to ask me something or just want to check out my blog?  Then click below:

http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,135882.0.html


"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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kelly_aus

#305
February 18, 2013, 12:45:54 AM
Quote from: Malachite on February 17, 2013, 09:54:16 PM
Dear Miss Cindy,

Where has the Aussie Mafia been?

We are around.. Waiting.. Watching..  >:-)
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Justin 21

#306
February 18, 2013, 12:57:38 AM
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on February 18, 2013, 12:45:54 AM
We are around.. Waiting.. Watching..  >:-)
Yes always watching  >:-)
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Cindy

#307
February 18, 2013, 01:23:41 AM
And recruiting.

Dominance SHALL BE OURS  !!! :icon_2gun: :icon_yikes: :icon_yikes:
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Justin 21

#308
February 18, 2013, 02:29:52 AM
Oh Don Cindy it has been so long since you sat at the head of the aussie mafia. Am I correct that we are all to recive a long awaited and much deserved flogging if so may I just say

kelly first kelly first
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kelly_aus

#309
February 18, 2013, 02:52:29 AM
Quote from: Justin 21 on February 18, 2013, 02:29:52 AM
Oh Don Cindy it has been so long since you sat at the head of the aussie mafia. Am I correct that we are all to recive a long awaited and much deserved flogging if so may I just say

kelly first kelly first

I've already been flogged and spanked this week - and the girl with the whip was cuter than Cindy.. :P
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Cindy

#310
February 18, 2013, 02:59:10 AM
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on February 18, 2013, 02:52:29 AM
I've already been flogged and spanked this week - and the girl with the whip was cuter than Cindy.. :P

Hmm Kelly having delusions again. How can anyone be cuter than Cindy.
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Justin 21

#311
February 18, 2013, 03:06:51 AM
Who said it was going to be a whip. I'm sure cindy has something much more fitting   >:-)
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Catherine Sarah

#312
February 18, 2013, 06:46:47 AM
Quote from: Malachite on February 17, 2013, 09:54:16 PM
Dear Miss Cindy,

Where has the Aussie Mafia been?

Well Dearest Catherine has been AWOL, assumed missing in action.

Rumour has it she was recently infiltrating the the home land security, hoping to cease control.




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Sandy

#313
February 18, 2013, 09:57:15 PM
Quote from: Catherine Sarah on February 18, 2013, 06:46:47 AM
Well Dearest Catherine has been AWOL, assumed missing in action.

Rumour has it she was recently infiltrating the the home land security, hoping to cease control.

You may have flown under the radar, dear, but your presence produced a disturbance in the Force.

(The Force is strong in this one.)

-Darth Sandy
Out of the darkness, into the light.
Following my bliss.
I am complete...
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Maegan

#314
February 19, 2013, 07:43:03 AM
Dear Aunty Cindy,

How is your recruitment project coming along? (That is now for your Aussie Mafia)

Do you force accept foreigners as well?

Can I apply, or will it be forced upon me? Think of it this way. I can be your foreign contract contact! ;D

Please forward me the necessary ammunition application  forms. Do I have to pay to get membership?

So, am I in or out?


Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.
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Catherine Sarah

#315
February 19, 2013, 09:23:16 AM
As a delegated member of the 'said' association.

You're       IN, IN, IN.

We've been contemplating a coup d'etat of SA and were looking for active prisoners recruits.

A shipment of miscellaneous branding irons, whips and other such control devices, including a few koala bears, a kangaroo and a life size paper mache effigy of the "GodMother" herself, have been dispatched to you.

The ticker says, 12 days out from your Orchy. How is everything? Feeling well? Now with your chief 'T' production plant shut down, have you felt much change, psychologically?

Look after yourself, sister. You need your strength to enjoy this adventure.

Huggs'
Catherine (Princess Amidala) Sarah




If you're in Australia and are subject to Domestic Violence or Violence against Women, call 1800-RESPECT (1800-737-7328) for assistance.
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King Malachite

#316
February 19, 2013, 11:08:38 AM
Dear Aunty Cindy:

What will you be giving me for my birthday?   ;D
Feel the need to ask me something or just want to check out my blog?  Then click below:

http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,135882.0.html


"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Maegan

#317
February 19, 2013, 01:50:49 PM
Oh thankyou  , Princess Amidala!

I trust that you, as Aunty Cindy's delegated sidekick, have the necessary authority to dispatch said shipment to me? I will be keeping a beady eye out for the postman postperson. Is the paper mache effigy for target practice authoritarian display?

Yip, 12 days after the Orgy orchi. Pretty sensitive and swollen in the nether region. I have noticed quite a big difference to be quite honest. Either the spiro I was on were placebos or whatever, but I have become way more emotional lately, my skin has become super soft and I am dead tired. I think the removal of the main T plant was the best decision ever. I laughed at my urologist who did the orchi. He must have asked me 20 times whether I was sure that it is what I wanted. You know, the normal things: irreversible, no more testosterone, diminished sex drive etc. Well, the operation was done and I am ecstatic with the results. Psychologically it has made me calmer, more relaxed and a very very happy woman. :laugh:

Quote from: Malachite on February 19, 2013, 11:08:38 AM

What will you be giving me for my birthday?   ;D

Oh boy, I can only guess. You do know that the Aussie mafia are into whips and chains and all things not nice!

Huggs

Maegan



Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.
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Justin 21

#318
February 19, 2013, 04:09:01 PM
Dearest cindy my birthday is in a couple weeks to. Will. My pressie be the same as malachite or do you persnalise your diceplinepresents
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Catherine Sarah

#319
February 19, 2013, 06:22:41 PM
Ah-hum Maegan,

Would you please mind the language you use on this site!! You are bracing sensitive issues.

I have taken a personal affront to the degradation to our postal services with your reference to a mail PERSON.

Fear not; I took that personal affront out for a walk this morning, and after a brisk walk it seems to be doing OK.

Whatever happened to the MAN!!!!! for goodness sakes.  I'll have you know I spend $3,000AUD (not those 'Randy' things you use)  a day on posting mail to myself, just so I can oogle the postman. The larger it is the harder it is for him to put it in my box. (The mail {not the male}...... into my .......  LETTER{not let-her} box I'm speaking of)

Glad to hear your recovery is coming on well. I know it sounds a trite mad, but have you spoken to your Endo about adding some 'T' to lift your energy and libido levels?

And yes, your parcel of 'corrective' devices has been dispatched by crocodile mail. Should be arriving on your fair shores within the day. Just mind how you detach the parcel.The croc has an attitude. It was the only way I could get your 'consignment' through Customs. Should we never hear from you ever again, we'll have to assume the postage was insufficient and the croc took you as payment.

Fond wishes and speedy recovery
Huggs
Catherine




If you're in Australia and are subject to Domestic Violence or Violence against Women, call 1800-RESPECT (1800-737-7328) for assistance.
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