Advice from a grizzled old veteran for the younger generation

[V M]

At least try to have a little class on occasion

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

I see this thread has gone into the dirt so heres one

here i sit broken hearted paid to ->-bleeped-<- but only farted

those pay toilets suck

I have always heard it as "Here I sit, all broken hearted.  Paid my quarter and only farted."

[Beth Andrea]

edit:

Beans, beans
the musical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot

the more you toot
the better you feel
so eat some beans
at every meal

[Cindy]

There are only five things you can do on the toilet.

[Felix]

There are only five things you can do on the toilet.

Wait, what?

Sometimes I trim my toenails on the toilet. That's something.

[Devlyn]

Can do, or should do? Hugs, Devlyn

[Jamie D]

There are only five things you can do on the toilet.

(Someone has to ask)

Five?  What are they?

[MiaOhMya!]

I know one of them for a fact : You can drop your uniform shirt into the toilet whilst changing on the first day of your new job at the sandwich shop.

[Devlyn]

Cindy won't be around until the sun rises in Australia. Lets continue with the list Mia started. Two: Complex mathematical equations. Hugs, Devlyn

[MiaOhMya!]

Bleh in my hometown it is already 9:30! Where is, she out in W.A. somewheres?

C'mon Lisa,  the bender couldn't have been that rough! Bright eyed and bushy tailed luv! 

and Devlyn...complex mathematics?! You're insane!

[Amazon D]

5 things

->-bleeped-<-
piss
fart
diarhea
play with yourself ? 

[Cindy]

I'm back
The sun is going down on ANZAC day

[Jamie D]

5 things

->-bleeped-<-
piss
fart
diarhea
play with yourself ?

Some people take/make telephone calls from the toilet.
Telephones in the bathroom are just wrong, wrong, wrong.

[Jamie D]

I'm back
The sun is going down on ANZAC day

Salute!

[Cindy]

Thanks Jamie.

I dislike war and violence but I praise the valour and sacrifice that all the incredible people who have protected us have given.

It was a t dawn of this day that the young men of Australia and New Zealand were landed on the killing field of Gallipoli. Unknown to them it was strongly protected by the Turkish army, brave people also.

It was a slaughter.

The Turkish people keep Anzac Cove at Gallipoli as a memorial to those who died during that terrible time. And Australians and New Zealanders remember  all of our fallen and injured war personnel on this day.

No matter if the politics were right or wrong, people lost their lives to defend their countries and their loved ones.

I honour them.

Cindy James

[MiaOhMya!]

Yay to the diggers!

That was a very lovely tribute, and though I'm not one for war or fighting, I do like to pause and remember the sacrifices made by our soldiers.

Happy ANZAC Day Cindy, hope it was nice weather for ya!

[Devlyn]

<Giving a crisp salute> I apologize for not knowing about this day of tribute to your brave soldiers. Hugs, Devlyn

[Tamaki]

Some sage advice my father made sure to pass along;

"Don't pee on an electric fence."

[Beth Andrea]

It's good to pwn Page 3.

[Jamie D]

Some sage advice my father made sure to pass along;

"Don't pee on an electric fence."

No Joke!

Wash. man electrocuted by urinating on power line