What Made You Both Happy and Unhappy at the Same Time Today?

[Jamie D]

It's time dilation, Julie. 

[MadeleineG]

I'm left-handed. Does the rule still apply? 

[King Malachite]

Happy- My mom brought some sirloin burger vegetable soup in a can

Unhappy- It's not the NFL kind

I was talking about how I liked the NFL kind, but I know she's not able to afford it so I'm happy that she actually just remembered I liked that type of soup and got two cans of that and  a can chicken and dumplings.  Even if it wasn't name brand, I still appreciate the effort on her part and I can't wait to eat a can later on today.

[big kim]

Happy I am going ash blonde and saving money at the hairdressers
Unhappy most people think it's grey

[Jamie D]

I'm left-handed. Does the rule still apply? 

In the mirror universe!

[Adam (birkin)]

My dog came to see me. But when I went to give her a kiss, she farted AND had bad breath...the fart and the breath smelled nearly identical.

[JRD]

My dog came to see me. But when I went to give her a kiss, she farted AND had bad breath...the fart and the breath smelled nearly identical.

If she's anything like my dog was, probably licking her butt just before kissing you. 

[Shantel]

If she's anything like my dog was, probably licking her butt just before kissing you.

Sounds familiar, didn't I say that same thing to you and you said something like, "oh no, not my lil precious, he wouldn't do that to me!" 

[MiaOhMya!]

I love animals they are so genuine. 

[JRD]

Sounds familiar, didn't I say that same thing to you and you said something like, "oh no, not my lil precious, he wouldn't do that to me!" 

Actually, I'm pretty sure he brushed his teeth and used Listerine before he kissed me.

[Shantel]

Actually, I'm pretty sure he brushed his teeth and used Listerine before he kissed me.

I'm beginning to think that isn't real tobacco in your smokes sweetheart! 

[JRD]

I'm beginning to think that isn't real tobacco in your smokes sweetheart! 

Curently, I'm trying to go to vaping for a bit. My brother gave me one and I'm supposed to see if I can go without smoking a real cigarette.

[Shantel]

Curently, I'm trying to go to vaping for a bit. My brother gave me one and I'm supposed to see if I can go without smoking a real cigarette.

Sounds like a good plan, hope it works out for you. I finally weened myself off of my 2 pack a day Pall Mall habit back in 76 when they went to 55 cents a pack since they are manufactured for less than 1/4 cent each I assumed I was paying too much. Looks like you'll be saving some money in the future hon!

[amZo]

After 32 months on HRT, I've decided to stop. It makes me both happy and sad.     

[MiaOhMya!]

wow, that's a big choice Nikko.  do you mind, can I ask, what's going on?

Yes I hope it is what you want. Are you just going cold turkey?

[Adam (birkin)]

My sweater looks good on me.

But I can't hide my boobs in it so it's not for outside the house. And the sleeves are a little long.

I swear when I get surgery I will buy a whole new wardrobe, because I won't have to dictate my choices based on hiding massive lumps of flesh.

[Shantel]

My sweater looks good on me.

But I can't hide my boobs in it so it's not for outside the house. And the sleeves are a little long.

I swear when I get surgery I will buy a whole new wardrobe, because I won't have to dictate my choices based on hiding massive lumps of flesh.

O hell they're not that massive unless you're turning into that person in your avatar! lol   

[King Malachite]

Unhappy-There was a spider in the sink. 

Happy- I ran hot water on it until it was dead.  If he came in because it was cold, well, that solved it's problem.  He will never have to worry about ever being cold again.

[Shantel]

Unhappy-There was a spider in the sink. 

Happy- I ran hot water on it until it was dead.  If he came in because it was cold, well, that solved it's problem.  He will never have to worry about ever being cold again.

You sent it to the big web in the sky?

[Jamie D]

Actually, I'm pretty sure he brushed his teeth and used Listerine before he kissed me.

At least that is better than him brushing his teeth and gargling with Listerine after he kisses you.