What would be the first thing you do?

[Zumbagirl]

This is just for a bit of fun. I know that many of us wish that one day we will wake up and be the correct gender. So, if that did happen one day, what would be the very first thing you do? If you want to describe your whole day then go for it! Have fun with it.

Joey

Okay so the day after I woke up from my Srs surgery, the very first thing I did that morning was barf, so yeah it was an epic moment lol. A little while later I got he courage up to put my hand down to my crotch and then I realized that the scourge of my existence was gone. Then....I felt like the cat who swallowed the canary At noon time I managed to eat some soup and finally the food went down and stayed down. The rest of that day is a fog, involving pain killers. Fast forward a few weeks and my life was starting to become simply peachy. Every day was awesome, every breath of air was sweet.

[Jayne]

I certainly wouldn't get far from the bed for a few hours  then, if I had any energy left & if I had money in the bank i'd shop like crazy.

I've often wondered what I would do if I woke up as female one day & the question I get caught up on is "how would I convince family & friends it really is me?"
Sure I could tell them personal stuff that only I would know but most of my friends know I love a good wind up so they would probably think i'd told a woman this personal stuff just to get them going.

Believe it or not i'd not want that to happen for a few years, if I woke up as a woman my dog would think I was just another stranger, he loves meeting strangers but it would break the telepathic bond we've developed over the years & break my heart.

[Kevin Peña]

The idea I'll never feel a woman (or a man for that matter) from the inside could be excruciating if I indulge it. So, I don't.

Dude, the back door is always an option. 

Anywho, I would start crying and enjoy the ability to finally be able to cry without trying. Then I would scream like a girl, not a pterodactyl (I can generate a high-pitch squeal, but it sounds more like the exorcist than anything else  ).

The rest of the day would go like this:
-Happy dance.
-Bike ride to the nearest Sears to go shopping! 
-Pee in the ladies room. 
-Buy tampons and complain about my period. 
-Ask my special friend out on a date.
-Go on said date.
-Go home and... bow chicka bow wow! 

[hazel]

Ha how many times have I thought of that happening! Honestly I would probably scream, jump up and down in excitement then try to explain just who the hell I am when my housemates come running in to find out what's going on 

but in short

[Emily Aster]

I did nothing. And it was everything I thought it could be.

[Kevin Peña]

I couldn't not do anything. It's just too hard to resist enjoying a day of action. 

[Kayla]

I'd look down at it and think "Sweet, saved myself 30 grand!!" before finding a friend to (platonically) celebrate with.

[BlueSloth]

wake up and be the correct gender.

I assume you mean the correct sex...

I would squeal, prance around, and look at myself a lot.  Then I'd make a doctor's appointment to figure out exactly what sort of intersex condition I'd suddenly developed, and find out if there's any complications I should worry about.

[anya921]

If it happens it will be my childhood dream come true. I used sleep hoping that I will  woke up as a girl next morning or my fairy god mother will come and wave her magic wand to turn me in to a girl  which sadly never happened.

If this happened when I was little I'm sure the first thing I would have done was to  find mom and say " Look Mommy, I am a girl"

If this happens now, I'm sure first I will cry from happiness, then I will call my fiance and say " Honey, I have a very big surprise for you "

[aleon515]

STP and j*** off like any other guy.

--Jay

[Kevin Peña]

aleon, you're so easy to please. 

[Liminal Stranger]

Wake up and do my usual morning stuff, then get dressed and go out for an early morning run, all while grinning like a freaking idiot. Hopefully the shouts of joy wouldn't wake up the building. I'd also try not to get arrested for indecent exposure while sharing the good news with the nearest random stranger I could find.

Then I'd go to school, and get on with life. Maybe actually start living instead of going through the motions.

[Terra]

Hmm, probably spend a few moments to make sure i'm not dreaming again. Then pose in front of the mirror for about 10 min. Then call up my friends and show up squealing and jumping like a high school girl...then I don't know. Probably try to get to classes and keep the idiot grin off my face all day.

Won't happen, but we can hope I guess. 

[aleon515]

aleon, you're so easy to please. 

Hey that's just the first 5 minutes.

--Jay

[Kevin Peña]

Hey that's just the first 5 minutes.

A guy lasting 5 minutes. Hah! That will be the day. 

[King Malachite]

Have "me" time

Pee in a urinal

Pee on a tree

Have "me time" again

Wear tight briefs so I can feel my new equipment

Write my name in the snow/sand.

Get in a pissing contest

Engage in sexual activity with sex toy

Have more me time until my arm falls off

Flash random people in video chat rooms (being totally honest here)

Some more me time

Pee outside

Rinse repeat

[Kevin Peña]

Have "me" time

Pee in a urinal

Pee on a tree

Have "me time" again

Wear tight briefs so I can feel my new equipment

Write my name in the snow/sand.

Get in a pissing contest

Engage in sexual activity with sex toy

Have more me time until my arm falls off

Flash random people in video chat rooms (being totally honest here)

Some more me time

Pee outside

Rinse repeat

Wow... you must drink A LOT of water! 
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I thought about it, and if I were to wake up anatomically female, I would probably be a surrogate mother one day. Weird thought. 

[Liminal Stranger]

Have "me" time

Pee in a urinal

Pee on a tree

Have "me time" again

Wear tight briefs so I can feel my new equipment

Write my name in the snow/sand.

Get in a pissing contest

Engage in sexual activity with sex toy

Have more me time until my arm falls off

Flash random people in video chat rooms (being totally honest here)

Some more me time

Pee outside

Rinse repeat

I died man. But if this ever happened, I'd be the happiest person alive. It would cause the world to explode into a magical place of sunshine and rainbow and flowers an-eww, girly stuff. Pass the flamethrower, please :3

[Kevin Peña]

It would cause the world to explode into a magical place of sunshine and rainbow and flowers an-eww, girly stuff. Pass the flamethrower, please :3

Well, I would love a world of Care Bears, unicorns, lollipops, fairies, roses, rainbows, sunshine, frilly dresses, and, most importantly... SHOES! Lots and lots of shoes! Ahhh.

But, just for you, I'll create a second imaginary world consisting of monster trucks, flamethrowers, grenades, beer, American football, recliner chairs, and all sorts of other guy stuff. 

[Liminal Stranger]

Well, I would love a world of Care Bears, unicorns, lollipops, fairies, roses, rainbows, sunshine, frilly dresses, and, most importantly... SHOES! Lots and lots of shoes! Ahhh.

But, just for you, I'll create a second imaginary world consisting of monster trucks, flamethrowers, grenades, beer, American football, recliner chairs, and all sorts of other guy stuff. 

Haha, sounds good to me  No beer for me though. Can't have wheat and I'm against alcohol lol
I'll try not to burn down fairytale land over there