When I was in the UK, once a year on your birthday like the rest of the poms.
In Aus twice a day, more if I'm exercising or making out.
And yes we can tell the tourists by their distinct accents

Ahh! an Ecuadorian!! welcome!
I never forget a European! Which country are you from, you all smell alike!
American woman are easy, they have hair dryers in their handbags.
Hawaiians are even easier, a quick wash and a lai, the tin of Spam in the purse is also a give away.
Japanese always ask for the toilet remote.
Have I missed anyone to insult?
Hee Hee
Anonymous