'Shrek' Furthers Transsexual Agenda

[Shyfox]

ARTICLE 3: All GLBT persons are exempt from paying taxes and parking meters. Also they get free ice cream sandwiches.

[cindianna_jones]

Remember when Teletubbies got nixed cause one of them carried some sort of bag with a strap?  I wonder if they'll manage to kill Shrek in a similar fashion.

Free ice cream sandwiches should be a national right.

Cindi

[TheBattler]

Remember when Teletubbies got nixed cause one of them carried some sort of bag with a strap?  I wonder if they'll manage to kill Shrek in a similar fashion.

Free ice cream sandwiches should be a national right.

Cindi

Speakng from down under

Free ice cream sandwiches should be a International right.

Alice

[cindianna_jones]

Oh no... it is strictly an American thing Alice... You'll have to come to my house to get them.

Cindi

[TheBattler]

OK Cindi - I am looking for a dragon to give me a lift over there - it may take a while.

Alice

[RebeccaFog]

Remember when Teletubbies got nixed cause one of them carried some sort of bag with a strap?  I wonder if they'll manage to kill Shrek in a similar fashion.

Free ice cream sandwiches should be a national right.

Cindi

I'm sorry, Cindi, but this agenda is for LGBT people only. You can extend the privilege to a spouse, or one's children, but, beyond that, everyone else is excluded.

Signed,
   The GLBT agenda counsel

[rhonda13000]

We're all sinners. It's true!

Especially me: I like burnt popcorn. 

Me too.  Is burnt popcorn on the transsexual agenda?  (Not actually being transsexual, I didn't get a copy.)

Burnt popcorn should be on the TS agenda.

Additionally, one cannot consider themselves a true pedestrian, if they are averse to the same. 

[RebeccaFog]

We're all sinners. It's true!

Especially me: I like burnt popcorn. 

Me too.  Is burnt popcorn on the transsexual agenda?  (Not actually being transsexual, I didn't get a copy.)

Burnt popcorn should be on the TS agenda.

Additionally, one cannot consider themselves a true pedestrian, if they are averse to the same. 

Amendment to article 2.

ARTICLE 2:  All GBLT people are allowed free marshmallow, parma violet, or other 'gay' sweets. & burnt popcorn

[Pica Pica]

Are you suggesting burnt popcorn is in the family of 'gay' sweets?

[Laura Elizabeth Jones]

LMAO "gay sweets" what a concept.

[LostInTime]

Burnt Popcorn?

Blech!

Marshmallow flambes? I am so there.

TS Agenda:

Discount surgeries.

[Pica Pica]

LMAO "gay sweets" what a concept.

Parma Violets are effeminate. Okay they are lovely in their delicate perfumed flavour, but they are effeminate, fragile-y camp and quite gay. Damn it, want Parma violets now.

[rhonda13000]

Burnt Popcorn?

Blech!

Marshmallow flambes? I am so there.

TS Agenda:

Discount surgeries.

Indeed.

We synch.

I've been researching.

[RebeccaFog]

Are you suggesting burnt popcorn is in the family of 'gay' sweets?

I just threw it there because I didn't want to ramp up the number of articles based on food stuffs.

TS Agenda:

Discount surgeries.

Article four:
      Discount surgeries.  All LGBTI peoples will have noticeably large discounts whenever obtaining surgeries under any circumstances.

[rhonda13000]

Are you suggesting burnt popcorn is in the family of 'gay' sweets?

'Gay sweets'...

I think that I will devote several hours of research to this.... >

But perhaps we should devise yet another category, here: 'Gray sweets'.

[ahem  ] Some of us here have been 'on the planet' for a while now. 

[Ms Bev]

i'm laughing

I'm not laughing.
I'm trying not to start my day now in a pissed-off funk, because there a few people at work with the same mindset.  Not many, but enough.  They will give me my space though, because they know I'm a very dangerous transsexual.


Bev
Okay, now I'm off to search the web for information on the transsexual agenda.  I missed the memo, or maybe all the memos were rerouted by "Them" to keep us from our agenda as a cohesive unit.  Surely someone must know, and now I also must know.

Sigh