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'Shrek' Furthers Transsexual Agenda

Started by LostInTime, June 02, 2007, 05:25:57 PM

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Shyfox

ARTICLE 3: All GLBT persons are exempt from paying taxes and parking meters. Also they get free ice cream sandwiches.
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cindianna_jones

Remember when Teletubbies got nixed cause one of them carried some sort of bag with a strap?  I wonder if they'll manage to kill Shrek in a similar fashion.

Free ice cream sandwiches should be a national right.

Cindi
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TheBattler

Quote from: Cindi Jones on June 06, 2007, 07:36:59 PM
Remember when Teletubbies got nixed cause one of them carried some sort of bag with a strap?  I wonder if they'll manage to kill Shrek in a similar fashion.

Free ice cream sandwiches should be a national right.

Cindi

Speakng from down under

Free ice cream sandwiches should be a International right.

Alice
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cindianna_jones

Oh no... it is strictly an American thing Alice... You'll have to come to my house to get them. ;)

Cindi
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TheBattler

OK Cindi - I am looking for a dragon to give me a lift over there - it may take a while.

Alice
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RebeccaFog

Quote from: Cindi Jones on June 06, 2007, 07:36:59 PM
Remember when Teletubbies got nixed cause one of them carried some sort of bag with a strap?  I wonder if they'll manage to kill Shrek in a similar fashion.

Free ice cream sandwiches should be a national right.

Cindi

I'm sorry, Cindi, but this agenda is for LGBT people only. You can extend the privilege to a spouse, or one's children, but, beyond that, everyone else is excluded.

Signed,
   The GLBT agenda counsel
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rhonda13000

Quote from: ChildOfTheLight on June 05, 2007, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: rhonda13000 on June 05, 2007, 09:02:42 PM

We're all sinners. It's true!

Especially me: I like burnt popcorn.  ::)


Me too.  Is burnt popcorn on the transsexual agenda?  (Not actually being transsexual, I didn't get a copy.) :P



Burnt popcorn should be on the TS agenda.

Additionally, one cannot consider themselves a true pedestrian, if they are averse to the same.  :o ::)
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RebeccaFog

Quote from: rhonda13000 on June 07, 2007, 04:47:09 AM
Quote from: ChildOfTheLight on June 05, 2007, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: rhonda13000 on June 05, 2007, 09:02:42 PM

We're all sinners. It's true!

Especially me: I like burnt popcorn.  ::)


Me too.  Is burnt popcorn on the transsexual agenda?  (Not actually being transsexual, I didn't get a copy.) :P



Burnt popcorn should be on the TS agenda.

Additionally, one cannot consider themselves a true pedestrian, if they are averse to the same.  :o ::)


Amendment to article 2.

ARTICLE 2:  All GBLT people are allowed free marshmallow, parma violet, or other 'gay' sweets. & burnt popcorn
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Pica Pica

Are you suggesting burnt popcorn is in the family of 'gay' sweets?
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Laura Elizabeth Jones

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LostInTime

Burnt Popcorn?

Blech!

Marshmallow flambes? I am so there.

TS Agenda:

Discount surgeries. ;)
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Pica Pica

Quote from: Laura Elizabeth Jones on June 07, 2007, 03:14:08 PM
LMAO "gay sweets" what a concept.

Parma Violets are effeminate. Okay they are lovely in their delicate perfumed flavour, but they are effeminate, fragile-y camp and quite gay. Damn it, want Parma violets now.
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rhonda13000

Quote from: LostInTime on June 07, 2007, 03:32:10 PM
Burnt Popcorn?

Blech!

Marshmallow flambes? I am so there.

TS Agenda:

Discount surgeries. ;)


Indeed.

We synch.

I've been researching.
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RebeccaFog

Quote from: Pica Pica on June 07, 2007, 03:07:21 PM
Are you suggesting burnt popcorn is in the family of 'gay' sweets?

I just threw it there because I didn't want to ramp up the number of articles based on food stuffs.

Quote from: LostInTime on June 07, 2007, 03:32:10 PM

TS Agenda:

Discount surgeries. ;)

Article four:
      Discount surgeries.  All LGBTI peoples will have noticeably large discounts whenever obtaining surgeries under any circumstances.
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rhonda13000

Quote from: Pica Pica on June 07, 2007, 03:07:21 PM
Are you suggesting burnt popcorn is in the family of 'gay' sweets?


'Gay sweets'... ???

I think that I will devote several hours of research to this.... ;) :police: :angel: :angel: :laugh: >:D :P :o ::)

But perhaps we should devise yet another category, here: 'Gray sweets'.

[ahem  :embarrassed:] Some of us here have been 'on the planet' for a while now.  :embarrassed:
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Ms Bev

Quote from: Pica Pica on June 02, 2007, 05:49:34 PM
i'm laughing

I'm not laughing.
I'm trying not to start my day now in a pissed-off funk, because there a few people at work with the same mindset.  Not many, but enough.  They will give me my space though, because they know I'm a very dangerous transsexual.


Bev
Okay, now I'm off to search the web for information on the transsexual agenda.  I missed the memo, or maybe all the memos were rerouted by "Them" to keep us from our agenda as a cohesive unit.  Surely someone must know, and now I also must know.

Sigh
1.) If you're skating on thin ice, you might as well dance. 
Bev
2.) The more I talk to my married friends, the more I
     appreciate  having a wife.
Marcy
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