What are you thinking? (Ver 5.0)

[King Malachite]

Rats, you can count on it! There are forty rats for every person living in a home on the average, this comes from an exterminator. So unless you live close to some woods where raccoons abide and there's not packs of dogs in the neighborhood, you can bet you are feeding possibly a few crows and lots of rats. I wouldn't give rats any encouragement to move in after all they multiply like, well you know!

For some reason, I have only seen to mice near my house in my whole life (and that's because my cat had caught them).  I like to dump the food nearby because I love to see what's feasting on it. I've seen opossums, bugs, flies, and cats eat the stuff I leave out, but I haven't seen a rat do so but I'm certainly looking foward to it.....somewhat.


So I found out there's someone here registered as "Malachite000".  That's pretty cool.  Too bad they never posted.

[DriftingCrow]

Is it five o'clock yet? I need to find something to make it look like I am busy. . .

[Darkie]

Getting my hair cut short at a hair cutting college. Wish me luck. Hopefully it turns out good.

[DriftingCrow]

Getting my hair cut short at a hair cutting college. Wish me luck. Hopefully it turns out good.

Just don't let then touch your eyebrows!

[Darkie]

Just don't let then touch your eyebrows!

Haha, I used to be ashamed of my British male eyebrows but now I wear them with pride.  And yea, if you want to hear a horrible eyebrow experience I've got a good one.

[Night Haven]

Haha, I used to be ashamed of my British male eyebrows but now I wear them with pride.  And yea, if you want to hear a horrible eyebrow experience I've got a good one.

*Sits down for story time* Do tell?

[Darkie]

*Sits down for story time* Do tell?

Basically, I went to get my eyebrows done.  Now, I have male-like eyebrows, thick and very ingrown in my skin. The lady that usually did mine was busy with someone so she had another lady do it.  The lady didn't realize that you have to do small chunks of wax with me, you have to do small little areas at a time.  She lathers the wax on, goes to rip it off with the strip and it doesn't come off.  She tries again, no dice. Tries to rub it off with rubbing alcohol.  No dice.  She ends up having to rip out all the wax with tweezers.  By the time she was done my eye was a horrible red painful mess.  The usual lady made her stop and told me she would finish me up.  I had to take a break and walk around after taking some painkillers to calm down enough to get my other eye done.  When my usual lady quit and went to work at a bank, I never again had my eyebrows done.

[Shantel]

Basically, I went to get my eyebrows done.  Now, I have male-like eyebrows, thick and very ingrown in my skin. The lady that usually did mine was busy with someone so she had another lady do it.  The lady didn't realize that you have to do small chunks of wax with me, you have to do small little areas at a time.  She lathers the wax on, goes to rip it off with the strip and it doesn't come off.  She tries again, no dice. Tries to rub it off with rubbing alcohol.  No dice.  She ends up having to rip out all the wax with tweezers.  By the time she was done my eye was a horrible red painful mess.  The usual lady made her stop and told me she would finish me up.  I had to take a break and walk around after taking some painkillers to calm down enough to get my other eye done.  When my usual lady quit and went to work at a bank, I never again had my eyebrows done.

What a horror story!

[DriftingCrow]

Wow Darkie, that sounds horribly painful!

My eyebrow story isn't nearly as bad, I went to one of those haircutting school to get my hair done and my brows too. The girl though heated up the wax too much and burned my skin. Then she didn't even finish up by plucking to keep it neat. The finish product was crooked and flaming red and swollen for awhile.    Never again!

[Adam (birkin)]

You know, before I transitioned, I really never fit into any feminine stereotype. Except maybe the way I spoke. But among women, in terms of interests, I stuck out like a sore thumb and no one would ever let me forget it either. I mean, I'd have been trans either way, but it made it a lot harder to live as a teenage girl when all I wanted was to fit in. And I truly believed I never really liked girly things, it just never appealed to me.

Now that I'm far enough into transition...all of a sudden these feminine interests are popping up. -_- WTF? All I can think now is, if I went back to being a teenager and had to fit in as a girl, I probably wouldn't send off the "lol dyke" vibes anymore. I could have lived under the radar until I could transition. Now I send off "lol ->-bleeped-<-" vibes and really have no desire to blend in so there you have it.

[Kristal]

Going through feminist blogs and somehow ended up in one that was decidedly anti-trans. The post was about bathroom rights. The phrase (Can't seem to use the

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tag for trigger, I know it hit me hard... so I've changed the text to white.) "lying male rape demon" was used.
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Excuse me while I roll into a ball and cry for about... forever.

[Adam (birkin)]

Those anti-trans blogs honestly aren't worth your tears...they're just ignorant and they certainly do not represent the majority opinion on much of anything. *hug*

[King Malachite]

I wish I had the money to see my therapist just to talk about my issues.

[V M]

Yesterday was Friday the 13th and so I started thinking about who is Jason's alter ego, the first person who came to mind was...

Vanna White

America's favorite sexy game show good girl? Possibly, but you never know

Possibly it's my massive crush on her that I've kept hidden for several years? Is it that I wish to be her? Is it because she is the last person anyone would suspect?

Who knows? Who cares? Jason can rot in hell, I'll be watching 'Wheel of Fortune' forever till I am found dead in a rather strange circumstance involving an elevator and...

[Sephirah]

Yesterday was Friday the 13th and so I started thinking about who is Jason's alter ego, the first person who came to mind was...

Vanna White

America's favorite sexy game show good girl? Possibly, but you never know

Possibly it's my massive crush on her that I've kept hidden for several years? Is it that I wish to be her? Is it because she is the last person anyone would suspect?

Who knows? Who cares? Jason can rot in hell, I'll be watching 'Wheel of Fortune' forever till I am found dead in a rather strange circumstance involving an elevator and...

I so have to watch those movies again. The one set in space was so funny it should have been promoted as a comedy. Totally forgot what date it was though. I've been somewhat out of it lately.

I'm intrigued about the elevator though. Do tell.

[V M]

an elevator and...

Chinese take out

and...

[Sephirah]

an elevator and...

Chinese take out

and...

Gawd, I could so eat that right now. >_<

It would be worth seeing the Pearly Gates for a good chow mein and egg fried rice, lol. Ooh, and spring rolls!

[Kristal]

Damn it, now I want a heaping plate of General Tso and fried rice!

[Adam (birkin)]

I've randomly started finding Miley Cyrus attractive and I haven't accepted this part of myself yet.

[CalmRage]

I love my guitar but i wish i also had an acoustic guitar.