Cindy the idiot strikes again!

[Cindy]

I don't know why I embarrass myself like this but.....

Well I got home and it was dark and we have had stories in the local press about a 'peeping tom'.

So I get home and see someone looking into my lounge room window, so I go straight to my bedroom, avoiding the lounge without turning on any lights, and call the police. (I have to say that as me I am a lot more cautious than he ever was.)

So the police come hurtling over with no sirens so they could catch the guy. Go straight to the back garden and arrest.....

my mop which was leaning against the window

They were very nice about it and they were still laughing when they left

[LordKAT]

I always wondered about those mops and their peepers. I have a few in my closet at work. What would they do if I didn't lock them up when I went home.


Sorry that one escaped and got to you, Cindy.

[Adam (birkin)]

Oh my God!! Haha. That's like one of those jokes you read about in the funnies. Good job Cindy.

[Sanceria]

Yeah. That has happened to me plenty of times. Especially after scary movies. Every shadow ends up looking like either a killer or some weird monster, coming to eat me. The mind is like that. It sees what we expect it to see. Don't worry. It happens to even the best of us. Hey, at least you all got a good laugh. *hugs*

[Jenny07]

When are the firemen due back out again?

[LordKAT]

  LOL, I seem to remember something about that.

[Cindy]

You lot are so inconsiderate!

Anyone could have these little incidents!

Perfectly normal. And I like men in uniform

Mmmm I haven't had the SES guys around yet (State Emergency Service)

[kelly_aus]

Mmmm I haven't had the SES guys around yet (State Emergency Service)

I can arrange that for you, Cindy.. 

[Jenny07]

Kelly

I can arrange that for you, Cindy.. 

How about for Cindy's birthday as a surprise?

J

[LordKAT]

Think I saw a policeman's uniform in a costume shop the other day.....

[Cindy]

Think I saw a policeman's uniform in a costume shop the other day.....

If I see a jaguar in a policeman's uniform I will be very suspicious. 

[LordKAT]

Are you being discriminatory towards us KATS? We really are very good at wearing a uniform.

[Cindy]

Kelly

How about for Cindy's birthday as a surprise?

J

You lot are so cruel!

What about one of those cute looking SAS guys instead?

Mmm muscle, brawn and a big weapon!

[Cindy]

Are you being discriminatory towards us KATS? We really are very good at wearing a uniform.

Ha, you think you can change your spots!

[Jamie D]

Cindy, how do you feel about lifeguards at the beach?  I bet you are not a proficient swimmer, who make need saving from time to time.

[kelly_aus]

You lot are so cruel!

What about one of those cute looking SAS guys instead?

Mmm muscle, brawn and a big weapon!

I can probably find one of these too..

SES or SAS? Your choice..

[Cindy]

Cindy, how do you feel about lifeguards at the beach?  I bet you are not a proficient swimmer, who make need saving from time to time.

Tried that!

Did I forget to tell?

They sent out female lifesavers.

They got me ashore and I asked for a breathing tube.

When they asked what that was I said 'What he has in his budgie smugglers'

I got banned from the beach - no sense of humour, no concern. Hmmm.

[LordKAT]

Change my spots? Never!! Disguise them now and then, that I can do.  Especially when it makes rescuing a damsel in distress...tempting.

Mmm muscle, brawn and a big weapon!

Yup, that is me! (especially the ..ahem big weapon.)

[Jamie D]

Cindy, it sounds as if you planned on an entirely different sort of resuscitation! 

[Cindy]

Cindy, it sounds as if you planned on an entirely different sort of resuscitation! 

Oh I did keep saying Oh God Oh God

Maybe I got converted?