I don't know why I embarrass myself like this but.....
Well I got home and it was dark and we have had stories in the local press about a 'peeping tom'.
So I get home and see someone looking into my lounge room window, so I go straight to my bedroom, avoiding the lounge without turning on any lights, and call the police. (I have to say that as me I am a lot more cautious than he ever was.)
So the police come hurtling over with no sirens so they could catch the guy. Go straight to the back garden and arrest.....
my mop which was leaning against the window

They were very nice about it and they were still laughing when they left