All I want for Christmas is my two (front) boobs!

[Violet Bloom]

  It's that time of the year again so get out your wish lists.  Whether you celebrate Christmas or not (or for what reason) let us know what you desire or just can't live without.  There's a few more shopping days left so special someones may still have time to hear your wishes.  Naughty or nice , any price, give your gift-needs advice with the click of your mice!  My wish is the thread title so I've already gone first - your turn, gang...

  ( BTW, no Grinches, no coal-flinging and no debates about the validity, religiousness or inclusiveness of this Holiday allowed!  For the record it is a non-religious family tradition in my home.)

  P.S. We've already clearly established everyone wants KATs for Christmas!  Giving yourself away doesn't really count as your own gift need, however priceless that may be to the recipient.

[LordKAT]

KATs are grreat gifts!!

[MadeleineG]

All I want for Christmas is de jure non-partisan government.

[Violet Bloom]

KATs are grreat gifts!!

  Certainly, but what would be the purrrrrrfect gift for you?

All I want for Christmas is de jure non-partisan government.

  Wow - you're gonna make Santa work some serious overtime, aren't ya!

[Devlyn]

At least you didn't ask for back boobs. Yeah, check out Google images on that, if you're brave enough! 

[Lauren5]

I don't want anything but for my parents to call me by my name and use the right pronouns.
I don't think I'll get it though, they're doing a terrible job of it so far.

I don't want any of the gifts I'm going to be given. Not a one. Especially n not the abundance of male clothes that I always get but never need. I want something that just costs a second of my parents' time.

[MadeleineG]

  Certainly, but what would be the purrrrrrfect gift for you?

  Wow - you're gonna make Santa work some serious overtime, aren't ya!

I have more faith in Santa to deliver political reform than I do in Ottawa.

[Violet Bloom]

At least you didn't ask for back boobs. Yeah, check out Google images on that, if you're brave enough! 

  You noticed I was careful to specify!  The Boob Fairy is a known trickster.

[MadeleineG]

At least you didn't ask for back boobs. Yeah, check out Google images on that, if you're brave enough! 

*shiver*

[Violet Bloom]

*shiver*

  Indeed, it takes more than the cold (or today's ice storm) to rattle our hardened Canadian bones.  I believe that counted as "more".

[bethany]

SMH on back boobs, Gross!!!

As far as my Christmas wish list. I want a man to cuddle with.

[Violet Bloom]

As far as my Christmas wish list. I want a man to cuddle with.

  Should he wrap himself up first?

[Jayne]

  Should he wrap himself up first?

Taking the wrapping off is half the fun

All I want for Xmas is a decent Dr Who Christmas special instead of the normal rubbish they pump out at this time of year

[Devlyn]

Yes, and putting a wrapper on him is safe! 

[JRD]

Yes, and putting a wrapper on him is safe! 

Maybe a good vacuum formed wrap to keep him fresh...

[Jayne]

Yes, and putting a wrapper on him is safe! 

I'll let him sort out THAT wrapping, my nails tend to get in the way for applying wrapping.

I'd also like:

An Xbox One
A PS4
A 3D TV
Loads of shoes/boots
A red/black sequin dress that I keep seeing on TV
Lots of jewelery with lots of diamonds
A ticket for a trip into space
A narrowboat

[Violet Bloom]

I'll let him sort out THAT wrapping, my nails tend to get in the way for applying wrapping.

I'd also like:

An Xbox One
A PS4
A 3D TV
Loads of shoes/boots
A red/black sequin dress that I keep seeing on TV
Lots of jewelery with lots of diamonds
A ticket for a trip into space
A narrowboat

  Well damn, Santa's gonna go broke this year!

[FalseHybridPrincess]

seems like everyone having economical issues these days

I think im gonna buy myself some jewelry for christmass

[MadeleineG]

All I want for Christmas is electricity for Southwestern Ontario. 

[KabitTarah]

Sounds like KATs are in high demand... short supply! Still... I'd take one

My number one thing I want for Christmas? My wife, as friend and housemate and coparent to our children. We've made some great progress, but I don't know that this present will come for Christmas.

Number two? Acceptance by my family. Tolerance is pretty disheartening and marginalizing... I don't feel much more than tolerance from my family right now. (My wife's family is much better, really).

Any presents I get that fit into #2 might make me cry... I suppose there's a chance of it.