O___O

[Emo]

Read at your own risk:

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

[Violet Bloom]

  I almost didn't believe it until I read the official disclaimer about it on the main product listing!  I'm completely crazy for many of the Haribo candies but thankfully never had the sugar-free variety.

[Emo]

This product is a sugarless/sugarfree item with ingredients that can cause intestinal distress if eaten in excess

Lol. Didnt even see that.
Guess they should have read the last line on the description.

[Nero]

Is this a joke? lol

[Violet Bloom]

Lol. Didnt even see that.
Guess they should have read the last line on the description.

  I have a gut feeling some lawyer added that to the site rather hastily!

[Emo]

  I have a gut feeling some lawyer added that to the site rather hastily!

Lmao.
I wouldnt doubt it.

[Emo]

Is this a joke? lol

I thought it was until my friend said he experienced something like this before. Lol

[Cindy]

I saw it - I don't believe it!

Who would buy 5ilbs of candy?

Unbelievable!

[Violet Bloom]

Who would buy 5ilbs of candy?

  Let me put it this way - Amazon only sells this stuff to American addresses.

[Jamie D]

I am laughing so hard right now, there are tears running down my face,  I was reading the product review regarding the German girl and the sugar-free gummis.

[Emo]

  Let me put it this way - Amazon only sells this stuff to American addresses.

XD
We americans have massive sweettooths. I could go through a whole thing of doublestuf oreos in a half day.

[amZo]

OMG! These reviews are so funny, laughed so hard I had tears coming down. 

My favorite:

Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans.

edit 1:
(Jamie, how did you copy my post prior to me posting yo?)

edit 2:
Correction, see Ashley's review, page 2!  I can't take anymore!

[Violet Bloom]

I am laughing so hard right now, there are tears running down my face,  I was reading the product review regarding the German girl and the sugar-free gummis.

  Ironically it started as a German company.  A kind young German lady brings them to me from Germany whenever she visits.  As far as I know none of it is available at retail in Canada.  Everything's great if you don't eat the sugar-free stuff!

[Joan]

I laughed so much I cried!

[Jamie D]

OMG! These reviews are so funny, laughed so hard I had tears coming down. 

My favorite:

edit 1:
(Jamie, how did you copy my post prior to me posting yo?)

edit 2:
Correction, see Ashley's review, page 2!  I can't take anymore!

It has to do with the time-space continuum 

[LordKAT]

It has to do with the time-space continuum 

so...where do you hide your TARDIS?

[Emo]

so...where do you hide your TURDIS?

Fixed*

[Jessica Merriman]

so...where do you hide your TARDIS?

You can find that in the topic "KATbox 2.0"! *MAJOR GIGGLE* 

[Jamie D]

There is waaaaaay too much levity in this topic. 

The comments have boweled me over.

[Lavender]

Ermg, they are like those weird potatoe chips that didn't have any fat or whatever o_o
Scary times!

On the note of Miracle foods, anyone tried zero calorie caramel or peanut butter? Blech.