Read at your own risk:

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

  I almost didn't believe it until I read the official disclaimer about it on the main product listing!  I'm completely crazy for many of the Haribo candies but thankfully never had the sugar-free variety.

QuoteThis product is a sugarless/sugarfree item with ingredients that can cause intestinal distress if eaten in excess

Lol. Didnt even see that.
Guess they should have read the last line on the description.

Is this a joke? lol

Quote from: Emo on January 09, 2014, 10:52:28 PM
Lol. Didnt even see that.
Guess they should have read the last line on the description.

  I have a gut feeling some lawyer added that to the site rather hastily!

Quote from: Violet Bloom on January 09, 2014, 10:58:44 PM
  I have a gut feeling some lawyer added that to the site rather hastily!

Lmao.
I wouldnt doubt it.

Quote from: FA on January 09, 2014, 10:58:13 PM
Is this a joke? lol

I thought it was until my friend said he experienced something like this before. Lol

I saw it - I don't believe it!

Who would buy 5ilbs of candy?

Unbelievable!

Quote from: Cindy on January 09, 2014, 11:03:29 PM
Who would buy 5ilbs of candy?

  Let me put it this way - Amazon only sells this stuff to American addresses.

I am laughing so hard right now, there are tears running down my face,  I was reading the product review regarding the German girl and the sugar-free gummis.

Quote from: Violet Bloom on January 09, 2014, 11:09:54 PM
  Let me put it this way - Amazon only sells this stuff to American addresses.

XD
We americans have massive sweettooths. I could go through a whole thing of doublestuf oreos in a half day.

OMG! These reviews are so funny, laughed so hard I had tears coming down. 

My favorite:

QuoteBe sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans.

edit 1:
(Jamie, how did you copy my post prior to me posting yo?)

edit 2:
Correction, see Ashley's review, page 2!  I can't take anymore!

Quote from: Jamie D on January 09, 2014, 11:11:14 PM
I am laughing so hard right now, there are tears running down my face,  I was reading the product review regarding the German girl and the sugar-free gummis.

  Ironically it started as a German company.  A kind young German lady brings them to me from Germany whenever she visits.  As far as I know none of it is available at retail in Canada.  Everything's great if you don't eat the sugar-free stuff!

I laughed so much I cried!

Quote from: Nikko on January 09, 2014, 11:15:20 PM
OMG! These reviews are so funny, laughed so hard I had tears coming down. 

My favorite:

edit 1:
(Jamie, how did you copy my post prior to me posting yo?)

edit 2:
Correction, see Ashley's review, page 2!  I can't take anymore!

It has to do with the time-space continuum 

Quote from: Jamie D on January 09, 2014, 11:43:37 PM
It has to do with the time-space continuum 

so...where do you hide your TARDIS?

Quote from: LordKAT on January 09, 2014, 11:47:53 PM
so...where do you hide your TURDIS?

Fixed*

Quote from: LordKAT on January 09, 2014, 11:47:53 PM
so...where do you hide your TARDIS?

You can find that in the topic "KATbox 2.0"! *MAJOR GIGGLE* 

There is waaaaaay too much levity in this topic. 

The comments have boweled me over.

Ermg, they are like those weird potatoe chips that didn't have any fat or whatever o_o
Scary times!

On the note of Miracle foods, anyone tried zero calorie caramel or peanut butter? Blech.