Uh oh, Doctor Seuss reference detected.
Please do not run, places have been set aside for you in the shelters.
There is no need to scramble for the exits, your seats will not be poached.
If we all proceed in an orderly fashion then this will all be over easily.
Anyone attempting to quote the devilish subject-matter on the way to the shelters will soon find that they have leapt from the frying pan into the fire and that no degree of benediction will get them out of the pickle in which they now reside.