Well, I am on a roll!
Today I passed without effort. I mean I was surprised too. At the supermarket I was referred to as "miss" by everyone. Not one "sir" at all! Even with my deep-ish voice.
Anyway this is one I just had to share and couldn't pass up.
I have kids as you know. They are triplets - two girls and one boy.
We had to go to get my son examined as he has been having some problems with the bathroom. (thankfully nothing is wrong with him.)
So I'm there in the waiting room with his sisters and his mom goes with him.
This woman (a patient) comes out and sees the two girls with me, and says, "Oh wow, twins!"
And I say, "oh no, they're triplets. Their brother is inside being examined."
She said, "how old?"
I said, "four years old."
And she steps back and says, "damn girl, you look pretty good after having triplets, what's your secret?"
I said, "Oh I just take care of myself, the usual, diet and exercise."
And she smiled and said, "Well you must be doing something right, anyway good luck, they're beautiful!"
I was in shock, totally stunned. I guess I would call that a pass? Why, yes I would.
