The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

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[Beth Andrea]

...Since The Duck Song has been freferenced a few times....here's the song (pretend you're 3 for a few):

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Think this one may be posted already but it's worthy of a repeat just to be sure.

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Bunch o queens

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http://i.imgur.com/zGXtpKG.webm

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Even the president accidentally makes a bad joke now and then.

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I can be a smart-ass sometimes.

[ChiGirl]

This one is so old...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?





















...Finding half a worm.

Biting into an apple and finding a half eaten worm. [emoji13] [emoji44]

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[rachel89]

You know you're nerdy and trans* when...
1. You explain the terms cis and trans to people using the positions of a functional groups on a carbon chain as an analogy.
2...

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[rachel89]

Q: How do they pasteurize milk.
A: They put the milk bottles on a conveyor belt and they move it faster and faster until its "past your eyes" <groan>

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[Promethea]

What do you call a boomerang that only goes in a straight line and won't come back.
















A stick.
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Violence is never the answer.

Unless the question is "what is never the answer?", then " violence " is the answer.

[Lady Smith]

[Cindy]

Two antenna fell in love. The marriage ceremony was pretty dull but the reception was great!

[Lady Smith]

[rachel89]

Willy was a chemist. Willy is no more. What he thought was H₂O was was H₂SO₄.

[rachel89]

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.