...Since The Duck Song has been freferenced a few times....here's the song (pretend you're 3 for a few):

Think this one may be posted already but it's worthy of a repeat just to be sure.

Bunch o queens

http://i.imgur.com/zGXtpKG.webm

Even the president accidentally makes a bad joke now and then.

I can be a smart-ass sometimes.

Quote from: Beth Andrea on June 07, 2015, 11:24:38 AM
This one is so old...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?





















...Finding half a worm.

Biting into an apple and finding a half eaten worm. [emoji13] [emoji44]

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You know you're nerdy and trans* when...
1. You explain the terms cis and trans to people using the positions of a functional groups on a carbon chain as an analogy.
2...

Q: How do they pasteurize milk.
A: They put the milk bottles on a conveyor belt and they move it faster and faster until its "past your eyes" <groan>

What do you call a boomerang that only goes in a straight line and won't come back.
















A stick.
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Violence is never the answer.

Unless the question is "what is never the answer?", then " violence " is the answer.

Two antenna fell in love. The marriage ceremony was pretty dull but the reception was great!

Willy was a chemist. Willy is no more. What he thought was H₂O was was H₂SO₄.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.