The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

ChiGirl · April 05, 2015, 10:20:25 AM

"Easter's been cancelled. They found the body." - George Carlin

dalebert · April 05, 2015, 12:23:05 PM

Yuck

dalebert · April 05, 2015, 03:58:01 PM

Ethernet (n): What you use to catch the Ether Bunny

V M · April 05, 2015, 06:59:56 PM

Pirate Dictionary

Instigator - Definition of instigator (ĭn′stĭ-gāt′arrr) 1. An alligator that suddenly appears

Lady Smith · April 05, 2015, 08:34:25 PM

dalebert · April 05, 2015, 11:55:35 PM

V M · April 06, 2015, 09:36:14 AM

A woman's cat passed away, she loved the cat so much she took it to a taxidermist

Still feeling lonely, she started going to group therapy sessions

When asked what her favorite activity was she replied...

"Well, since I'd got my pussy stuffed I tend to just lay about watching the TV while I stroke it"

Devlyn · April 06, 2015, 09:37:56 AM

Quote from: dalebert on April 05, 2015, 11:55:35 PM

The Green Green Grass Of Home!

marsh monster · April 06, 2015, 12:21:15 PM

My meager contribution.

From the movie Shanghai Calling which I am watching now and heard this in it and thought it was a good fit.

"Hey, you should go to Bangkok, I know this really hot masseuse there, her name is Kevin"

Beth Andrea · April 06, 2015, 02:48:09 PM

Quote from: marsh monster on April 06, 2015, 12:21:15 PM
My meager contribution.

From the movie Shanghai Calling which I am watching now and heard this in it and thought it was a good fit.

"Hey, you should go to Bangkok, I know this really hot masseuse there, her name is Kevin"

OMG...*checks Netflix*