The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

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[Sarah82]

I will never be able to <heart> again

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[Sigyn]

There is a dessert/Coffee Shop on 30th and University in San Diego that uses children's books for table markers. Of course people graffiti in the books, usually cute quips and what not.

My friend who was raised in the Soviet Union and I took the book that this picture came from and turned it into Soviet/Communist propaganda. The caption we made of this picture was Pooh turning to piglet "You will die in the tundra of Siberia, capitalist pig, before your imperialism grows out of control. Go to Gulag"

[HoneyStrums]

OMG that is aboloutly terrifying

[dalebert]

Well who's church is it then?

[HoneyStrums]

Is the training our health care workers recieve called,

"Meducation"?

[Promethea]

At a nightclub, there's a guy on the dancing floor, pretending to be shooting arrows at several girls. One of them sees this and walks up to him.

-Hi!
-Hi.
-I saw you shot an arrow at me.
-Yup.
-And who are you? Cupid, shooting love arrows?
-Nope. I'm Legolas, and I'm slaying orcs.

[dalebert]

Teacher: Did you know the Mayans invented the number zero?
3rd & 4th-graders: (noises of disbelief)
Teacher: It's true. Thank you, Mayans, for making math easier for us!
4th-grade boy: Yeah, Mayans, thanks for nothing!

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[HoneyStrums]

Why cant i get this joke? I feel like im looking for a needle in a haystack.

[LizK]

cringe...that is bad...so bad...but I had to laugh...and your comment...ha ha 

[Jill F]

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese.

[HoneyStrums]

cringe...that is bad...so bad...but I had to laugh...and your comment...ha ha

But I literaly Dont get the joke :/
And yes, I am in so way asking somebody to exsplain it to me.
(Im falling apart at the seams trying to figur it out)

[FreyasRedemption]

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese.

Arrgh, that there is almost as bad as the good old "whose ranium?" joke.

[LizK]

"ready to engage warp drive captain"

"make so...number one".....

have I made my point...I seam to have slipped into a weird dimension of puns

[rachel89]

[HoneyStrums]

Thanks for clearing that up.

..I seam to have slipped into a weird dimension of puns

No, just a tear in the fabric of space time.

But I gotta say It. After undersanding it..............................................................Im in stitches