The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

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[Sarah82]

I just thought this was so appropriate

[V M]

A rather morbid 'Fill in the Blank' I heard today...



What would it be called if ______________ were hanged in public?




Dope on a Rope

[dalebert]

This video has several bad jokes in it. Happy Halloween!

[LizK]

An Englishman walks into a Bar...

There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too...

but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!

[Cynobyte]

It's kinda cute but sad too:(

[Cynobyte]

Also reminds me, I need to shave my legs tomorrow!

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[Cindy]

An Englishman walks into a Bar...

There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too...

but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!

Cough! Update needed

[Jenny07]

Here you go Cindy. It's a start.

[V M]

For some reason I am reminded of a friend who would describe various sports as either soft or rough sex

[dalebert]

Give it a moment.

[rachel89]

Q: How many programmers does it t take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they hust change the standard to "Dark".

[LizK]

Cough! Update needed

After years of denial and self torture I finally came out to my immediate family the other day and told them...I HATE RUGBY...but as  a born and bred Kiwi it was force fed from an early age. I think my "coming out" got almost as many raised eyebrows as telling them I was trans....ha ha...so sorry no update haven't been following it...enough to be able to hold a conversation with my father and him be none the wiser but other than that... meh

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[dalebert]

There are two rules to success in life:
1) Don't tell people everything you know.