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The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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V M

A rather morbid 'Fill in the Blank' I heard today...



What would it be called if ______________ were hanged in public?




Dope on a Rope
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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dalebert

This video has several bad jokes in it. Happy Halloween!

LizK


An Englishman walks into a Bar...

There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too...

but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!
Transition Begun 25 September 2015
HRT since 17 May 2016,
Fulltime from 8 March 2017,
GCS 4 December 2018
Voice Surgery 01 February 2019
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Cynobyte

It's kinda cute but sad too:(
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Cynobyte

Also reminds me, I need to shave my legs tomorrow!

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Cindy

Quote from: sarahtokes on October 18, 2015, 03:18:56 PM

An Englishman walks into a Bar...

There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too...

but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!

Cough! Update needed :laugh:
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Jenny07

So long and thanks for all the fish
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V M

For some reason I am reminded of a friend who would describe various sports as either soft or rough sex
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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dalebert


rachel89

Q: How many programmers does it t take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they hust change the standard to "Dark".


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LizK

Quote from: Cindy on October 19, 2015, 03:04:34 AM
Cough! Update needed :laugh:

After years of denial and self torture I finally came out to my immediate family the other day and told them...I HATE RUGBY...but as  a born and bred Kiwi it was force fed from an early age. I think my "coming out" got almost as many raised eyebrows as telling them I was trans....ha ha...so sorry no update haven't been following it...enough to be able to hold a conversation with my father and him be none the wiser but other than that... meh
Transition Begun 25 September 2015
HRT since 17 May 2016,
Fulltime from 8 March 2017,
GCS 4 December 2018
Voice Surgery 01 February 2019
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Promethea

Life is a dream we wake from.



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Promethea

Life is a dream we wake from.



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dalebert

There are two rules to success in life:
1) Don't tell people everything you know.