This thread is so old I could almost send it to the shops to buy smokes

I'd like to be myself with a few "tweaks" (as narcassistic as that sounds, but hey - I have low spec'd ideals maybe?).
I'd like to be 5'10" or there abouts, flat chested, working junk, and growing facial hair. And a pony tail with a male hair line (I need my hair back. I look too straightlaced. I cut it a year ago, and I can STILL feel where it was). A little wider jaw would be nice, as would larger hands and feet.
I'd retain the traits of a large frame (though smaller hips wider shoulders would be nice), being a "bit chunky" (not buff

[but not obese]), and the combo of dark hair with pale as hell skin (and the visable body hair that goes with it). I'd also stay infertile by choice.
I can have a lot of what I want after T works it's magic and I get some surgery. Sure, I can't get the height or the junk, and probably not the larger hands or feet - but everything else isn't outside the realm of possibility.
Celebrity wise? I wouldn't mind looking like Brian O'Halloran playing the character of Dante Hicks (Clerks 1 or 2, preferably 1).