Women do not have to laugh at your jokes if they're not funny
Wear high heels
Paint their nails
Look after the kids whilst you get a break at work
Wash the dishes
Do the ironing (I don't even know where mine is)
Clean the toilet (it's you blokes who make most of the mess through a combination of standing up & poor aim)
Find every man attractive, seriously, you men have standards & shock horror so do we