Corrupt-A-Wish 2.0

Cassi · March 12, 2018, 03:11:28 PM

Cool

Geeker · March 18, 2018, 03:48:54 PM

Quote from: Cassi on March 12, 2018, 01:34:05 PM
Wish granted - you now live in a vacuum and you constantly clean yourself!
I wish I'd quit shrinking.....................

Wish granted! you've quit shrinking, unfortunately dust-mites appear to be the size of skyscrapers in comparison.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Cassi · March 18, 2018, 04:40:24 PM

Quote from: Geeker on March 18, 2018, 03:48:54 PM
Wish granted! you've quit shrinking, unfortunately dust-mites appear to be the size of skyscrapers in comparison.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Wish granted, you are no longer bored. Unfortunately you now have to put up with me.
I wish I was in the Land of Cotton........................

PollyQMcLovely · March 18, 2018, 04:50:26 PM

Wish granted but it's your job to pick it.

I wish I could shapeshift...

Cassi · March 18, 2018, 04:53:02 PM

Quote from: PollyQMcLovely on March 18, 2018, 04:50:26 PM
Wish granted but it's your job to pick it.

I wish I could shapeshift...

Wish granted you're now a shapehshifter. However, the tribe's shalman has trapped you in a glass bottle filled with dried sage leaves.

I wish that I had psychic abilities.

PollyQMcLovely · March 18, 2018, 05:02:31 PM

Wish granted but now you have to convince that shaman to let me out of the bottle.

I wish I could fly...

Cassi · March 18, 2018, 05:48:24 PM

Quote from: PollyQMcLovely on March 18, 2018, 05:02:31 PM
Wish granted but now you have to convince that shaman to let me out of the bottle.

I wish I could fly...

Wish granted. I told the Shaman (thanks for spelling correction) that you were radioactive so he threw you and the bottle into the air which was hit by a small meteorite and set you free. You can now fly but have like 10 seconds to learn how.

I wish my daughter would figure out what she wants to do today

PollyQMcLovely · March 18, 2018, 07:11:10 PM

Wish granted but she figured out she wants to think of a way for a shapeshifter to survive falling from a great height. On the plus side this involves learning lots of physics so now she can be the next Hawking.

I wish see the new Avengers movie right now.

Cassi · March 19, 2018, 12:59:08 AM

Quote from: PollyQMcLovely on March 18, 2018, 07:11:10 PM
Wish granted but she figured out she wants to think of a way for a shapeshifter to survive falling from a great height. On the plus side this involves learning lots of physics so now she can be the next Hawking.

I wish see the new Avengers movie right now.

Wish granted - The New Avengers movie your watching had terrible actors replacing Emma Peele and John Steed.

I wish I had a bod like Wonder Woman!

Artesia · March 19, 2018, 11:21:00 PM

Granted, all images of wonder woman have been changed to look like you.

I wish I had my doctorate in clinical psychology now.

Cassi · March 19, 2018, 11:44:02 PM

Quote from: Artesia on March 19, 2018, 11:21:00 PM
Granted, all images of wonder woman have been changed to look like you.

I wish I had my doctorate in clinical psychology now.

Wish granted but your name is now Anna Freud and you are now too old to practice.
I wish I have good dreams tonight.

V M · March 19, 2018, 11:49:12 PM

Quote from: Artesia on March 19, 2018, 11:21:00 PM
Granted, all images of wonder woman have been changed to look like you.

I wish I had my doctorate in clinical psychology now.

Granted... All your clients are transgender combat veterans with a bizarre obsession with the art of fine cooking

I wish I could decide what to make for dinner

Cassi · March 19, 2018, 11:51:48 PM

Quote from: V M on March 19, 2018, 11:49:12 PM
Granted... All your clients are transgender combat veterans with a bizarre obsession with the art of fine cooking

I wish I could decide what to make for dinner

Wish granted, you're making a mess for dinner
I wish that I can hide before VM smacks me

V M · March 19, 2018, 11:52:39 PM

Quote from: Cassi on March 19, 2018, 11:44:02 PM
Wish granted but your name is now Anna Freud and you are now too old to practice.
I wish I have good dreams tonight.

Granted... You now dream that you are Julia Childs

I wish I had a French Dip sandwich

V M · March 19, 2018, 11:55:36 PM

Quote from: Cassi on March 19, 2018, 11:51:48 PM
Wish granted, you're making a mess for dinner
I wish that I can hide before VM smacks me

Granted... But your wish came too late

I wish my plate of lasagna would heat it'self

Cassi · March 19, 2018, 11:56:03 PM

Quote from: V M on March 19, 2018, 11:52:39 PM
Granted... You now dream that you are Julia Childs

I wish I had a French Dip sandwich

Granted you had a French Dip Sandwiched between two moldy pieces of Italian Bread
I wish I could start making money off my weird humor.

V M · March 20, 2018, 12:01:36 AM

Granted... The local comedy clubs pool together to pay you to move somewhere else

I wish the glue would dry quicker on the puzzle I just glued so I can finish mounting it

Cassi · March 20, 2018, 12:10:25 AM

Quote from: V M on March 20, 2018, 12:01:36 AM
Granted... The local comedy clubs pool together to pay you to move somewhere else

I wish the glue would dry quicker on the puzzle I just glued so I can finish mounting it

Wish granted - the glue dried so quickly your fingers are permanently attacked to the puzzle and you'll be part of the display.

I wish the local comedy clubs miss me when I'm gone.

V M · March 20, 2018, 12:20:01 AM

Granted... But then they are relieved when you show up for your scheduled shows because they weren't able to book anyone else quickly enough

I wish I had a more wicked sense of humor

Cassi · March 20, 2018, 12:40:25 AM

Quote from: V M on March 20, 2018, 12:20:01 AM
Granted... But then they are relieved when you show up for your scheduled shows because they weren't able to book anyone else quickly enough

I wish I had a more wicked sense of humor

Wish granted but your flying monkeys are going on strike!
I wish my dogs could talk

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