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Quote from: Cassi on March 12, 2018, 01:34:05 PM
Wish granted - you now live in a vacuum and you constantly clean yourself!
I wish I'd quit shrinking.....................

Wish granted! you've quit shrinking, unfortunately dust-mites appear to be the size of skyscrapers in comparison.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Quote from: Geeker on March 18, 2018, 03:48:54 PM
Wish granted! you've quit shrinking, unfortunately dust-mites appear to be the size of skyscrapers in comparison.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Wish granted, you are no longer bored.  Unfortunately you now have to put up with me.
I wish I was in the Land of Cotton........................

Wish granted but it's your job to pick it.

I wish I could shapeshift...

Quote from: PollyQMcLovely on March 18, 2018, 04:50:26 PM
Wish granted but it's your job to pick it.

I wish I could shapeshift...

Wish granted you're now a shapehshifter.  However, the tribe's shalman has trapped you in a glass bottle filled with dried sage leaves.

I wish that I had psychic abilities.

Wish granted but now you have to convince that shaman to let me out of the bottle.

I wish I could fly...

Quote from: PollyQMcLovely on March 18, 2018, 05:02:31 PM
Wish granted but now you have to convince that shaman to let me out of the bottle.

I wish I could fly...

Wish granted.  I told the Shaman (thanks for spelling correction) that you were radioactive so he threw you and the bottle into the air which was hit by a small meteorite and set you free.  You can now fly but have like 10 seconds to learn how.

I wish my daughter would figure out what she wants to do today

Wish granted but she figured out she wants to think of a way for a shapeshifter to survive falling from a great height. On the plus side this involves learning lots of physics so now she can be the next Hawking.

I wish see the new Avengers movie right now.

Quote from: PollyQMcLovely on March 18, 2018, 07:11:10 PM
Wish granted but she figured out she wants to think of a way for a shapeshifter to survive falling from a great height. On the plus side this involves learning lots of physics so now she can be the next Hawking.

I wish see the new Avengers movie right now.

Wish granted - The New Avengers movie your watching had terrible actors replacing Emma Peele and John Steed.

I wish I had a bod like Wonder Woman!

Granted, all images of wonder woman have been changed to look like you.

I wish I had my doctorate in clinical psychology now.

Quote from: Artesia on March 19, 2018, 11:21:00 PM
Granted, all images of wonder woman have been changed to look like you.

I wish I had my doctorate in clinical psychology now.

Wish granted but your name is now Anna Freud and you are now too old to practice.
I wish I have good dreams tonight.

Quote from: Artesia on March 19, 2018, 11:21:00 PM
Granted, all images of wonder woman have been changed to look like you.

I wish I had my doctorate in clinical psychology now.

Granted... All your clients are transgender combat veterans with a bizarre obsession with the art of fine cooking

I wish I could decide what to make for dinner

Quote from: V M on March 19, 2018, 11:49:12 PM
Granted... All your clients are transgender combat veterans with a bizarre obsession with the art of fine cooking

I wish I could decide what to make for dinner

Wish granted, you're making a mess for dinner
I wish that I can hide before VM smacks me

Quote from: Cassi on March 19, 2018, 11:44:02 PM
Wish granted but your name is now Anna Freud and you are now too old to practice.
I wish I have good dreams tonight.

Granted... You now dream that you are Julia Childs

I wish I had a French Dip sandwich

Quote from: Cassi on March 19, 2018, 11:51:48 PM
Wish granted, you're making a mess for dinner
I wish that I can hide before VM smacks me

Granted... But your wish came too late

I wish my plate of lasagna would heat it'self

Quote from: V M on March 19, 2018, 11:52:39 PM
Granted... You now dream that you are Julia Childs

I wish I had a French Dip sandwich

Granted you had a French Dip Sandwiched between two moldy pieces of Italian Bread
I wish I could start making money off my weird humor.

Granted... The local comedy clubs pool together to pay you to move somewhere else

I wish the glue would dry quicker on the puzzle I just glued so I can finish mounting it

Quote from: V M on March 20, 2018, 12:01:36 AM
Granted... The local comedy clubs pool together to pay you to move somewhere else

I wish the glue would dry quicker on the puzzle I just glued so I can finish mounting it

Wish granted - the glue dried so quickly your fingers are permanently attacked to the puzzle and you'll be part of the display.

I wish the local comedy clubs miss me when I'm gone.

Granted... But then they are relieved when you show up for your scheduled shows because they weren't able to book anyone else quickly enough

I wish I had a more wicked sense of humor

Quote from: V M on March 20, 2018, 12:20:01 AM
Granted... But then they are relieved when you show up for your scheduled shows because they weren't able to book anyone else quickly enough

I wish I had a more wicked sense of humor

Wish granted but your flying monkeys are going on strike!
I wish my dogs could talk