need a realistic STP ASAP?!

[sebster]

I'm going backpacking with a group of classmates in 3-4 weeks time. I need to be able to whip it out to pee because there aren't going to be any bathrooms anywhere in the middle of the wilderness and I need a reliable and realistic STP (maybe one that goes on with adhesive?). If anyone knows of a good an STP that is realistic and reliable for peeing but won't take ten years to arrive?

Thank you!

p.s. no one in my class knows I'm not cis, and that's why realism is important to me.

[FTMax]

I go backpacking and hiking quite a bit, and no one has ever looked at my junk when I go to the bathroom. It's kind of an unspoken rule. It seems odd to me that they would be looking closely enough at your junk that you'd feel the need to drop a few hundred dollars on a realistic STP. I think in your case, what would be more important is getting something that you're comfortable wearing 24/7 and can easily use to go.

Have you used an STP device before? What style works best for you? "Reliable for peeing" usually doesn't happen right out of the box. It's usually through practice that it becomes reliable. And even then, some may not work well for your particular anatomy.

Reelmagik has a 9-11 week processing time. Emisil has a 2-3 week processing time plus shipping time. PeeCock is a step down in realism, but would probably get to you in less time than both of those options if you pay for rush shipping. It is still coming internationally though, so I'd wager at least a week or closer to two.

[sebster]

This is very reassuring, thank you!
I had an STP for a week when I was living with my family, but someone threw it away, and I never did get the hang of it. I guess I'd just like something that won't smell like hell after a few weeks in the scorching heat and will not raise eyebrows if I get a pat down at the airport. I'm not sure how often I'll have access to showers, but I need something I can wear to a communal shower/river if that is possible.

[Alexthecat]

Just remember that guys gotta squat to poop.

[sebster]

Just remember that guys gotta squat to poop.

Hahaha. Will keep that in mind

[RaptorChops]

Just a note, if you do get an STP and you are going thru airport security you may not want to wear it there. If you do end up going thru the scanner they may see it down there and they may question you. Best bet is to just throw it in your bag if you are checking one in.

[FTMax]

This is very reassuring, thank you!
I had an STP for a week when I was living with my family, but someone threw it away, and I never did get the hang of it. I guess I'd just like something that won't smell like hell after a few weeks in the scorching heat and will not raise eyebrows if I get a pat down at the airport. I'm not sure how often I'll have access to showers, but I need something I can wear to a communal shower/river if that is possible.

I'm not sure it would be passable if you were totally naked even if it was adhered. Anything should work if you're just looking to create a bulge.

Smell is going to be a tough one, especially in the heat. You would actually probably want to wear it in some kind of underwear with a separated pouch just for that to limit the amount of skin contact it has. You may have luck with keeping it powdered, but you'd need to wash regularly to reduce any kind of build up.

Agree with RaptopChops's airport assessment. I'd just toss it in your bag and then make a visit to the bathroom after you're through security.

[RomeoEcho]

I'm going to be the outlier here and say that as a frequent traveler, I have had much better luck going through pat downs with my packer than putting it in my bag. In my bag it was always pulled out and passed around and laughed at. Now, I wear it through, I get read as male and therefore the thing in my pants causes no alarm.

I have an Emisil now. I love it. Very realistic. But in reality, you need confidence with your stp, not realism. No one is going to look that closely, and you can totally position yourself so that they see your back or your stream and not your "skin." You can swim with most real packers, just leave your shorts or underwear on. The river is a great time to get your undies clean anyway, so it's not a big deal that it's not naked time. No stp is going to pass a full naked scenario unfortunately, but you don't need to.

I had great luck with a plain medicine spoon and separate packer for a while. If you practice with it, you can get very confident and smooth and no one will notice. If you're going to swim, you'll definitely want something in your shorts though, as wet shorts make it very obvious if there is something there.