Possible advertising slogans...
- Boys will be boys and girls will be girls, but only the best get to be both
- Excuse me ma'am, but can you trim your beard? It's keeping me from staring at your tits
...and since you can't go much further downhill from that last one...
- Andro-gin, because the best drinks are mixed
Hiding while everyone throws things at me......Laurry
P.S. Please forgive my gratuitous usage of the slang term describing the feminine chest, but other terms just didn't have the humorous impact.
P.P.S. If you think these are bad, please remember the writers are all on strike and I couldn't get anyone to vett these jokes