Carlin had seven dirty words...

[Devlyn]

...a place of diversity like this has words that very rarely if ever work, as well. Here are two.

"Nobody"

"Everybody"

[Dani]

Yeah so true and as for the seven dirty words, you have to say the dirty words to let others know what they are. 

[JoanneB]

Only because I love him
... Tits should not be on the list because it sounds like a nickname or a snack ("New Nabisco Tits! ...corn tits, cheese tits, tater tits!").

And the infamous
First:
•THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL, ESPECIALLY
TO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE.
•THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS,
OF COURSE, THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE MAN
THAN THE ONE YOU PRAY TO.

Two is all you need, folks. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his pocket. And if we had a list like that, I wouldn't mind that brilliant judge in Alabama displaying it prominently in the courthouse wall. As long he in­cluded one additional commandment:

[Jin]

George only claimed the words were dirty ON TELEVISION! I think the list is shorter now than it was then.