...a place of diversity like this has words that very rarely if ever work, as well. Here are two.

"Nobody"

"Everybody"

Yeah so true and as for the seven dirty words, you have to say the dirty words to let others know what they are. 

Only because I love him
... Tits should not be on the list because it sounds like a nickname or a snack ("New Nabisco Tits! ...corn tits, cheese tits, tater tits!").

And the infamous
First:
•THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL, ESPECIALLY
TO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE.
•THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS,
OF COURSE, THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE MAN
THAN THE ONE YOU PRAY TO.

Two is all you need, folks. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his pocket. And if we had a list like that, I wouldn't mind that brilliant judge in Alabama displaying it prominently in the courthouse wall. As long he in­cluded one additional commandment:

George only claimed the words were dirty ON TELEVISION! I think the list is shorter now than it was then.