The shopping list

[tekla]

Mag wheels for the truck (if you don't have a truck, buy one), a 12 pack (six packs are for wimps), some ammo, fishing bait, 60lb test line, a case of good oil, some girlie mags, the DVD of Sluts in Uniform (volume 7), a bottle of whiskey (and I'm talking the bottle with a handle), Stop a Snap-On Tools truck (because only girly men use tools other than Snap-On), some grease for your hair, some SEX WAX for the surfboard, a season lift ticket to Squaw Valley, and the DVD of Faces of Death, when the five minutes of Sluts in Uniform are over.

[Shana A]

A confederate flag and gun rack in the pickup are nice touches 

Z

[tekla]

Damn straight little lady.

[sd]

A confederate flag and gun rack in the pickup are nice touches 

Z

You forgot the brush guard.

[tekla]

and the chrome 'ladies reclining' on the mud flaps.

[Jay]

Some hair gel/wax! For the good looks!

[Dennis]

Before I graduated, I worked at some very interesting places.  Blokes would buy cigars, lighters and condoms >

Did Bill Clinton shop at your store?

Dennis

[Nero]

Before I graduated, I worked at some very interesting places.  Blokes would buy cigars, lighters and condoms >

Did Bill Clinton shop at your store?

Dennis

Oh god, Den I'm choking! 

[sd]

A Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries and some beef jerky.

[Ms Jessica]

Playboy?