Mag wheels for the truck (if you don't have a truck, buy one), a 12 pack (six packs are for wimps), some ammo, fishing bait, 60lb test line, a case of good oil, some girlie mags, the DVD of Sluts in Uniform (volume 7), a bottle of whiskey (and I'm talking the bottle with a handle), Stop a Snap-On Tools truck (because only girly men use tools other than Snap-On), some grease for your hair, some SEX WAX for the surfboard, a season lift ticket to Squaw Valley, and the DVD of Faces of Death, when the five minutes of Sluts in Uniform are over.

A confederate flag and gun rack in the pickup are nice touches 

Z

Damn straight little lady.

Quote from: Zythyra on March 16, 2008, 08:33:45 PM
A confederate flag and gun rack in the pickup are nice touches 

Z

You forgot the brush guard.

and the chrome 'ladies reclining' on the mud flaps.

Some hair gel/wax! For the good looks!

Quote from: Valentina on March 15, 2008, 08:27:53 PM
Before I graduated, I worked at some very interesting places.  Blokes would buy cigars, lighters and condoms >

Did Bill Clinton shop at your store?

Dennis

Quote from: Dennis on March 17, 2008, 10:04:25 AM

Quote from: Valentina on March 15, 2008, 08:27:53 PM
Before I graduated, I worked at some very interesting places.  Blokes would buy cigars, lighters and condoms >

Did Bill Clinton shop at your store?

Dennis

Oh god, Den I'm choking! 

QuoteA Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries and some beef jerky.

Playboy?