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Started by Lisbeth, June 02, 2008, 05:47:12 PM

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Lisbeth

June 02, 2008, 05:47:12 PM
These are full of stereotypes.  Please don't get offended; it's just a joke.

Q: What does a gay person do on his second date?
A: Second date? What's that?

Q: What does a lesbian do on her second date?
A: Call U-Haul.

Q: What does a bisexual do on hir second date?
A: Introduce hir other partner(s).

Q: What does a trans-person do on hir second date?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary.
"Anyone who attempts to play the 'real transsexual' card should be summarily dismissed, as they are merely engaging in name calling rather than serious debate."
--Julia Serano

http://juliaserano.blogspot.com/2011/09/transsexual-versus-transgender.html
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Alyssa M.

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June 02, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
Quote from: Lisbeth on June 02, 2008, 05:47:12 PM
Q: What does a lesbian do on her second date?
A: Call U-Haul.

Q: What does she bring to the third date?
A: A turkey baster.
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.

   - Anatole France
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