These are full of stereotypes. Please don't get offended; it's just a joke.
Q: What does a gay person do on his second date?
A: Second date? What's that?
Q: What does a lesbian do on her second date?
A: Call U-Haul.
Q: What does a bisexual do on hir second date?
A: Introduce hir other partner(s).
Q: What does a trans-person do on hir second date?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary.
