Four surgeons were talking about who were the easiest patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said it was electricians because everything was color coded.
The second surgeon said no, it was accountants because everything was numbered.
The third surgeon said it was plumbers because you just followed from point A to point B.
The fourth surgeon said they were all wrong. The easiest to operate on were Members of Congress because they had no guts, no heart, no brains and their head was interchangeable with their ass.
Beverly