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Started by BeverlyAnn, June 16, 2008, 08:25:47 PM

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BeverlyAnn

June 16, 2008, 08:25:47 PM
Four surgeons were talking about who were the easiest patients to operate on. 
The first surgeon said it was electricians because everything was color coded.
The second surgeon said no, it was accountants because everything was numbered.
The third surgeon said it was plumbers because you just followed from point A to point B.
The fourth surgeon said they were all wrong.  The easiest to operate on were Members of Congress because they had no guts, no heart, no brains and their head was interchangeable with their ass.

Beverly
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umop ap!sdn

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June 16, 2008, 08:40:28 PM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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BeverlyAnn

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June 16, 2008, 11:00:23 PM
Nope, haven't travelled NWA yet but they seem to be a lot of them on the flights out of JAX to ATL.  Besides, the only reason I would have to fly NW is to visit Lisbeth and we fly that same route. I've been here at Susan's but I'm also spending some time over on the Pentax Forum talking about the digital and film cameras. Plus Dee and I are getting ready for our trip to Ireland. Do they still take out the international taxes payroll deduction on the next check?  If you're like me, you will miss it for a few days/week but you'll LOVE retirement.  It's been 6 1/2 years and I still have my "Kiss my butt, I'm retired" ponytail.  I just wish I still had as much on top. :'(

Hugs,
Beverly
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Maebh

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June 19, 2008, 05:16:00 PM
Quote from: BeverlyAnn on June 16, 2008, 11:00:23 PM
  Besides, the only reason I would have to fly NW is to visit Lisbeth and we fly that same route.
If you do, make sure to give her a big hug from me.

QuoteI've been here at Susan's but I'm also spending some time over on the Pentax Forum talking about the digital and film cameras. Plus Dee and I are getting ready for our trip to Ireland.
You'll have occasions to use them here. Don't forget to bring socks, boots, woollies and rain gear... just in case :D

LLL&R

Maebh
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Constance

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June 19, 2008, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: BeverlyAnn on June 16, 2008, 08:25:47 PM
Four surgeons were talking about who were the easiest patients to operate on. 
The first surgeon said it was electricians because everything was color coded.
The second surgeon said no, it was accountants because everything was numbered.
The third surgeon said it was plumbers because you just followed from point A to point B.
The fourth surgeon said they were all wrong.  The easiest to operate on were Members of Congress because they had no guts, no heart, no brains and their head was interchangeable with their ass.

Beverly
Well, now, that pretty much sums things up, doesn't it.
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