So, I have a yeast infection. Everything down there is perfect, and the doc says it's healed very well and nothing is wrong with the parts and none of the parts are infected -- but I've got a yeast infection.
The reason is that I'm battling bronchitis (a lung infection, in other words) and my immune system is down. Also, the good bacterial inside of me isn't 100% strong yet, so evil yeasts demons have taken over. They took swabs of it to confirm. Welcome to your first girlie problem, girl!
The good thing is that I just take the normal yeast infection stuff a woman takes and it goes away. And I'm not badly infected at the moment, it's pretty minor. The bad thing is that the antibiotics for the lung infection can also kill off the good bacteria, which also can cause yeast infections since it buggers up the good bacteria trying to grow down there, which puts your vagina balance in order.
I'm glad it's only minor. It sux being sick. I need the antibiotics for my lung infection, but on the other side of the coin it doesn't help the yeast infection. Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
I clean myself down there pretty well, but ironically the doctors said I could be doing it too well and upsetting the balance down there. X_x
Being a girl is awesome possum.

(ur, except when you get a yeast infection, the rest of it is by far much better. LOL)