fish thread

[Pica Pica]

I like that sort of fishing where you go into a shop and find a nice vacuum packed and very tasty looking rainbow trout and sneak it under your jumper. Of course, those fish you don't throw back.

[RebeccaFog]

rainbow?

I think I saw that in our market.  We tend to buy giant boneless sea fish, though.

[Pica Pica]

jellyfish?

[RebeccaFog]

No. swordfish, tuna, and other yummies. Salmon is a fresh and saltwater fish, so I'm including them.

I used to catch jellyfish by hand when I was a kid.  They were everywhere back then.  Horseshoe crabs too.

[Nicky]

So...you caught crabs when you were a kid Rebis? Itchy 

[RebeccaFog]

Yep.

[tekla]

But yummy too.  Just toss a little boiling water on the suckers, and ....

[Shana A]

My grandpa used to eat pig's feet before he passed away. I swear that stuff was so nasty smelling...

Pigs feet are good for making stuff like brawn - you get lots of geletin by boiling them. I hate the bit where you burn off any hair though.

My God!  I am so close to calling the authorities on you.   

I think we should call the authorities. After all, pigs feet definitely aren't kosher! 

Z

[Jaimey]

My mom used to eat brains and eggs...and souse.  Souse might be all right, but no brains please.  At least not until I'm a zombie. 

[RebeccaFog]

My grandpa used to eat pig's feet before he passed away. I swear that stuff was so nasty smelling...

Pigs feet are good for making stuff like brawn - you get lots of geletin by boiling them. I hate the bit where you burn off any hair though.

My God!  I am so close to calling the authorities on you.   

I think we should call the authorities. After all, pigs feet definitely aren't kosher! 

Z

Kosher is a good way to go.  But also, stay away from cow meat.  Wait. Don't cows have hooves?  How come hamburgers are okay?


and, instead of fishing with a thread, like the subject of this topic suggests, shouldn't we be using hooks?

[Vexing]

Kosher is a good way to go.  But also, stay away from cow meat.  Wait. Don't cows have hooves?  How come hamburgers are okay?

Cloven hoofed animals are cool, so long as they chew their cud.

[tekla]

Cloven hoofed animals are cool, so long as they chew their cud.

It's a very legalistic set of laws Kosher is.

[RebeccaFog]

Maybe I misunderstood and this is supposed to be a thread either made of fish, or filled with them.


Nicky?

Are we fish to you?

[Constance]

I couldn't possibly be a fish: I swim like a rock.

[tekla]

I couldn't possibly be a fish: I swim like a rock.

Rock Cod perhaps?

[Constance]

I couldn't possibly be a fish: I swim like a rock.

Rock Cod perhaps?

Now that was a wretched pun. You should be both ashamed and proud of yourself.

[tekla]

Always proud, never ashamed, I leave that to the people with me, my shame entourage.

[Nicky]

Nicky?

Are we fish to you?

not sure, but I can make you swim with fishes if you want. Got a spare pair of cementi shoes ready to go.

Happy birthday Rebis! 

[Jaimey]

AH!  Is it Reb's Birthday?!!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You get a birthday dance!  And I'm not wearing pants!    hehehe.

[je]

LOLZ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!