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three typically male traits you will never give up.

Started by Ellieka, November 27, 2008, 12:05:21 PM

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vanna

Okies since the tone has now been adequately lowered, my 3 are

1. peeing while standing.

2. love / hate tatoo's on hand's.

3. belching after every meal.

Have a nice day !! :P
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MarySue

Quote from: Vanna on November 29, 2008, 12:20:41 PM
Okies since the tone has now been adequately lowered, my 3 are

1. peeing while standing.
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Even after full MtF SRS?? If so, my hat's off to you!!  ;D

Note to self: Get to the restroom before Vanna!
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cindybc

A funnel and a plastic tube? ;D

One thing about post-op you can start inventing new jokes. "hee, hee, hee.

Cindy
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Ellieka

Quote from: cindybc on November 29, 2008, 01:20:33 PM
A funnel and a plastic tube? ;D

One thing about post-op you can start inventing new jokes. "hee, hee, hee.

Cindy

LOL! This reminded me of a joke I saw on Youtube.

Post-op woman to her Doctor:

Her: Doctor, didn't you tell that after my GRS that I would never feel an erection again?

Doctor: Yes, thats correct.

Her: Well you were wrong. I have felt one afterwards.

Doctor: Really? Explain.

Her: I've felt several, but they weren't mine.
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cindybc

"ROFLMANIA!!!" ;D Good one. Believe me when you gits an orgasm it aint notin like before.  ;D I had all the sensations working at just a bit over two months post-op including the clit. I guess I was a fast bloomer. ooops maybe a wittle to much info huh? Woweth my virgin ears, well I am still a virgin. ;D

Cindy
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Ellieka

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cindybc

Just get a nice cushion to  kneel on and pray hard before bed time then Auntie Cindi will tuck you and your Dolly Annie in nice and snug then you can dream about daffodil fairies and pink dragons. "Hee, hee, hee."  ;D

Cindy
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tekla

The old joke is that the girl sees a naked boy and asks her mother what the boy has.  "Its his penis" the mom says, "girls don't have one.  But if your very good, when you grow up you will get one."

So the daughter says "What if I'm very bad."

And the mom replies, "Then you'll get a lot of them."
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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tekla

FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Rachael

Quote from: Emme on November 29, 2008, 02:59:17 PM
And here I thought it went like....

A little boy and little girl are talking one day.  The little boy says, "I have a rock."  The little girl says, "Yeah, I have a rock too."  The little boy reaches insid ehis pocket and says, "I have a quarter."  The little girl reaches inside her pocket and says, "Yeah, I have a quarter too."  The little boy is getting mad at this point.  He drops his pants, pulls out his equipment and says, "Oh yeah, well I bet you don't have one of THESE, do ya?"  The little girl drops her panties, lifts up her dress and replies, "Nope, I have one of these, and it'll get me as many of those as I want."
hahaha i love it :D Infinately true.
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cindybc

QuoteI, by word of the powers that be, am not allowed to disagree! so go for it!
Me too. And the meek shall inherit the earth.  ;D

Can you imagine being meek and shy when you were supposed to be a guy! Dread, Cindy hides under a rock, all that can be seen is her two eyeballs glowing in the dark blinking.  "Hee, hee, hee."

Cindy
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Annwyn

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Rachael

how is bbq a male thing? its awesome for everyone?
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Yvonne

Quote from: MarySue on November 28, 2008, 01:11:46 PM
Quote from: Yvonne on November 27, 2008, 05:38:16 PM
None of you is going to miss watching the telly with your right hand on the remote & your left hand on your crotch? How come?  ::) Bahhh!

Huh?  You have your gadgets wrong, Yvonne! Youre thinking of watching the computer monitor with one hand on the mouse and the other down your pants.

Its called one-handed surfing.

Is it called one-handed surfing huh?  Id have never known that but it doesnt matter anyway.  Ill leave it to the pre-ops to figure it out.
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Mina_Frostfall

Yes BBQ is supposed to be a male thing. How often do you see portrayals of women working the grill in the media? Not very often. It is kind of strange when you think about it logically though. Isn't cooking considered to be a woman's job? In an anthropology class I took they mentioned it when they were covering gender roles.

This is how it went:

- Women stay in the house and work. Men work outside the home.
- Cooking is normally a woman's job. But not outside of the home, god forbid she actually leave the house!

So cooking that takes place outside the home are for men: Guys work the grill, and guys work as chefs.  ??? Does this make sense? In a weird twisted way, yeah it does. Can it be justified by common sense? Umm... No it can't. Does any of this matter? No, because people don't think about why we do things like that. They just do them the way they learned, like robots.  :eusa_snooty:


ANYWAYS... Three typically male traits you will never give up?

1. Lots of video games! Violent ones too!
2. My snooty intellectualism!
3. Umm... I guess if I had to pick a third it would be my practice of wearing the same shirt\pair of pants until they actually start to pick up an odor or possibly just feel icky.





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KarenLyn

Quote from: Yvonne on November 30, 2008, 09:51:11 PM
Quote from: MarySue on November 28, 2008, 01:11:46 PM
Quote from: Yvonne on November 27, 2008, 05:38:16 PM
None of you is going to miss watching the telly with your right hand on the remote & your left hand on your crotch? How come?  ::) Bahhh!

Huh?  You have your gadgets wrong, Yvonne! Youre thinking of watching the computer monitor with one hand on the mouse and the other down your pants.

Its called one-handed surfing.

Is it called one-handed surfing huh?  Id have never known that but it doesnt matter anyway.  Ill leave it to the pre-ops to figure it out.

That sounds pretty elitist to me. What makes you think that as a pre-op, I should be able to figure it out better than you? Personally, I don't touch anything down there unless I absolutely have to.

Karen Lyn
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cindybc

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Carolyn

1/Prideful in some respects
2/Taking absolute Command of any and all events/group projects I'm apart of
3/Fightong, I love the feel of Combat and the rush of fist to flesh.

Hm, I think I might just be a Tomboy, oh well!
PS
GAMER FOR LIFE!
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Bethany W

1. hiking/camping/backpacking
2. competitive beer drinking
3. general geekery
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keriB

1. My Type A personality...
2. Not asking for directions....
3. My tech toys.... (mine!) :D
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