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V M

#460
January 22, 2009, 07:45:46 PM
Quote from: tekla on January 22, 2009, 07:43:51 PM
More shootings around this post than a 7-11.
Duck!!! Duck!!!....... Goose!!! :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Shana A

#461
January 22, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on January 22, 2009, 07:37:39 PM
still better than a drum solo.

When the drum solo is over, then it's time for the bass solo  ;)

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
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RebeccaFog

#462
January 22, 2009, 08:25:01 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on January 22, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on January 22, 2009, 07:37:39 PM
still better than a drum solo.

When the drum solo is over, then it's time for the bass solo  ;)

Z

after which, it is time for the Han Solo
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Shana A

#463
January 22, 2009, 08:28:33 PM
Quote from: Rebis on January 22, 2009, 08:25:01 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on January 22, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on January 22, 2009, 07:37:39 PM
still better than a drum solo.

When the drum solo is over, then it's time for the bass solo  ;)

Z

after which, it is time for the Han Solo

ba doom.... cymbal crash

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
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Alyssa M.

#464
January 22, 2009, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 22, 2009, 07:45:46 PM
Quote from: tekla on January 22, 2009, 07:43:51 PM
More shootings around this post than a 7-11.
Duck!!! Duck!!!....... Goose!!! :laugh:

I'll take getting goosed over getting shot any day!
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.

   - Anatole France
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Pica Pica

#465
January 22, 2009, 08:33:38 PM
Quote from: Rebis on January 22, 2009, 08:25:01 PM
Quote from: Zythyra on January 22, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on January 22, 2009, 07:37:39 PM
still better than a drum solo.

When the drum solo is over, then it's time for the bass solo  ;)

Z

after which, it is time for the Han Solo

Oh dear  :o

Time for a part of one of my female point of viewed short fictions...


I was wanking him off and caught myself wondering about the amount of wanking terms connected to Star Wars, it's quite incredible. For a start the 'hand solo', then 'shaking hands with Chewbakka', ''feeling the force', 'wielding the lightsaber' and of course, 'stroking Darth Vader's helmet.' I came to the realisation my sex life might be a little deficient.

Not that it really counted as a sex life. Darren was a roman catholic. A lapsed catholic, he believed in no sex before marriage but it was alright if I levitated his x-wing. The real pity was that as much as I was allowed to polish his droids, he was not to wake my sarlacc.

If I got bored of that I was allowed to suck him off. Now I forgave him his religious convictions but a religion that does not let you have sex but does let you suck him off is just spitting hairs.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Pica Pica

#466
January 22, 2009, 08:51:13 PM
well everyone needs to compile lists of sci-fi soap opera masterbation puns some times. Sincerely.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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tekla

#467
January 22, 2009, 08:53:56 PM
Or religious ones, like 'boffin the Bishop' and 'strokin' the Cardinal'
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Pica Pica

#468
January 22, 2009, 08:57:21 PM
Quote from: tekla on January 22, 2009, 08:53:56 PM
Or religious ones, like 'boffin the Bishop' and 'strokin' the Cardinal'

mine brain refuses to go there.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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tekla

#469
January 22, 2009, 09:00:10 PM
I'll leave you wacking the Wookie then
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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V M

#470
January 22, 2009, 09:04:39 PM
Yodeling Yoda  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Sandy

#471
January 23, 2009, 08:55:38 AM
Quote from: Robin C. on January 22, 2009, 07:40:53 PM
This topic should be shot

We tried, but it keeps coming back!!!

Another slasher movie idea: "The thread that wouldn't DIE!!!!"

-Sandy
Post Merge: January 23, 2009, 08:02:02 AM

Quote from: Pica Pica on January 22, 2009, 08:33:38 PM
Now I forgave him his religious convictions but a religion that does not let you have sex but does let you suck him off is just spitting hairs.

Ah, yes, the last sound a pubic hair makes before hitting the floor....  :D :D :D :D

Anyway, if you think about it, any male dominated religion would side with your boifriend.  It's not sex if it didn't penetrate and the woman got no joy out of it.  In that case it's just a bodily function.  But at least it *was* hetero!

-Sandy
Post Merge: January 23, 2009, 09:04:40 AM

Quote from: cindybc on January 23, 2009, 04:17:02 AM
Cindy
Well, who pays attention to my stuff anyway.

In this thread, Cindy, no one pays attention to anyone!  I do, however pay attention to your posts elsewhere.

-Sandy
Out of the darkness, into the light.
Following my bliss.
I am complete...
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cindybc

#472
January 23, 2009, 11:47:59 AM
Thank you Sandy, I guess the reason I dropped it here was because when the light bulb lit up in the attic I just happen to be on this thread and added that at the bottom to bring attention to it.  ;)

Again tanks, at least if someone paid attention to my post in here that should be an indication some at least read what I post, I am only just human, and at times I like to just simply share what's in my heart with others.

And I am quite aware there are times I get a we bit to deep and loose people, anyway I keep most of that kind of stuff in my blog now, so at least I know where to find it if I should need it for a reference. "Eh!" I talk to much.

Have a wonderful day all
Going back to work this afternoon. :D

Cindy

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Sandy

#473
January 23, 2009, 01:00:42 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 22, 2009, 09:04:39 PM
Yodeling Yoda  :laugh:
One that always made me smile was "boxing the clown".

The things we talk about...

-Sandy
Post Merge: January 23, 2009, 01:01:34 PM

Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 22, 2009, 09:04:39 PM
Yodeling Yoda  :laugh:
Brings a whole new meaning to "Do or do not!  There is no try!!!"

-Sandy
Out of the darkness, into the light.
Following my bliss.
I am complete...
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Ell

#474
January 23, 2009, 08:25:42 PM
ew, death by thread sounds sew awful
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RebeccaFog

#475
January 23, 2009, 09:25:42 PM

I've decided to stalk Ell.   
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iminadaze

#476
January 23, 2009, 09:50:14 PM
Quote from: Kassandra on January 23, 2009, 01:00:42 PM

Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 22, 2009, 09:04:39 PM
Yodeling Yoda  :laugh:
Brings a whole new meaning to "Do or do not!  There is no try!!!"



I have tried but it does not....well, not anymore.....perhaps if I use the force!  ;D
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V M

#477
January 23, 2009, 09:52:10 PM
Quote from: Nicole_M on January 23, 2009, 09:50:14 PM
Quote from: Kassandra on January 23, 2009, 01:00:42 PM

Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 22, 2009, 09:04:39 PM
Yodeling Yoda  :laugh:
Brings a whole new meaning to "Do or do not!  There is no try!!!"



I have tried but it does not....well, not anymore.....perhaps if I use the force?  ;D
It is rather tricky  :laugh: >:-) :laugh:

May the force be with you......
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jade H

#478
January 24, 2009, 12:46:30 AM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on January 23, 2009, 09:52:10 PM

May the force be with you......



Or if GRS is on the cards for the near future -
"May your forcekin be with you...?" ;D
At least that way the surgeon has more material to work with...

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NicholeW.

#479
January 24, 2009, 12:51:51 AM
Quote from: tekla on January 22, 2009, 08:53:56 PM
Or religious ones, like 'boffin the Bishop' and 'strokin' the Cardinal'

Puffin the Pope?
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